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Date Posted: 05/ 4/03 9:39pm
Author: cancerman
Subject: Re: Marlboro Coupons

I was very touched by your plea. I have more coupons than I can possibly use. Being a hoarding humnan being I refuse to relinquish posssession of them unless you can prove that you are my next of kin. Your proof should include blood type, hair color, height, weight, any birth marks, and any genetic defects that you are willing to share, your favorite color, whether you like hot or cold, whether you like fish or meat, night or day, tolerance of PAIN, preference of inhaling or exhaling, and the key question is: IF you were late for work would you run headlong on an icy sidewalk to catch a bus that just left????? Describe in 25 words or less how you would celebrate your last hour on earth, knowing it was your last hour, and furthermore do you prefer wood or metal????? If so, what KInd?? If you answer all of these questions to my satisfaction, I will forward to you half of all of the coupons I own.

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[> Re: Marlboro Coupons -- Wendy Nielsen, 05/19/03 2:17pm [1]

1) o+
2) blondish brown
3) 5'6"
4) 127 lbs.
5) brown circle with dot in center under right armpit.
+ strawberry mark behind left knee shaped like a
heart.
6) N/A no genetic defects
7) purple
8) prefer hot weather but i live in N.Y so i have no choice.
9) meat and fish but mostly STEAK....
10)night time its dark its mysterious.
11)pain and pleasure.:) :)
12)inhale and exhale we must all do this or we cease to exist.
13)i am quite clumsy on ice so i would say yes but not on purpose.
14)my last hour would be spent at disney world with my children so they would have their last memory of me be a happy one not sad . "ONLY HAPPY MEMORIES"
last but not least
15) HEAVY METAL !!1music anyway...ha ha ha
hope i answered all your Question to your satisfaction :) :) :)


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