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Subject: a few laughs from the left


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krz
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Date Posted: 11/ 8/04 9:54:22pm
In reply to: tjm 's message, "while we're keeping an eye on drudge, let's not forget michael moore" on 11/ 7/04 9:24:43pm

How many members of the Bush cabinet does it take to change a light bulb?
* Change? Stay the course. Anyone who seriously considers change is aiding the terrorists.


Collin Powell, while interviewed was asked 'Why are you so sure there are weapons of mass destruction?'
Powell: 'We still have the receipts.'


How many evangelicals does it take to change a light bulb?
*one. They have lots of practice since they always have their hands in the air.


What's the difference between Bush's approach to Vietnam and his approach to Iraq?
*He had a plan to get out of Vietnam.


How do we know the 2008 political campaign has heated up?
*Hillary went duck hunting.

What's Bush's plan for managing Medicaid?
*Flu season.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
* 10. One to change the bulb and 9 to develop a 'Survivors of Darkness' support group.

How many children with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?
*Want to go for a bike ride?



Finally - a non-partisan, WI based joke:

Why did the chicken cross the road?
*To teach the deer how to do it.

All poached from Garrison Keillor's joke show edition of the Prarie Home Companion heard on my Sunday run. He's a raging lefty.... Enjoyable entertainment for my run though. Wondered what people thought of me as I laughed out loud a few times while running.


'Night everyone....

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Re: a few laughs from the leftgeo11/ 9/04 7:05:44am
  • ha! -- ps, 11/10/04 12:32:05pm
    • Re: ha! -- geo, 11/10/04 1:21:30pm
i especially liked the ADHD and the "lightbulb" (NT)tjm11/ 9/04 9:24:24pm


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