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Subject: 捱打王發表文許章時侯．．．

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捱打王

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Date Posted: 23:27:01 06/27/03 Fri

～～～～～～～～千機變～～～～～～～～～～
一開始，鄭ｅ健個愛人拍檔死左，
跟住佢話：我以後都唔會鐘意自己既拍檔！
跟住個組織就派ａｒ嬌做佢拍檔．
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跟住就一大輪笑話．．．．．
例如：鄭ｅ健個妹ａｒ　ｓａ見到ａｒ嬌去佢屋企，佢就尖叫！
仲有好多咁既笑話．．．．幾好笑～
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跟住就到左ａｒ　ｓａ識到彊ｃ皇子果段：
係一間餐廳，ａｒ　ｓａ個男朋友溝緊女果陣，
ａｒ　ｓａ個男朋友同佢溝緊既女講：
千奇唔好講ｈｅｌｅｎ個名（ａｒ　ｓａ），因為講親佢個名，
佢就會出現係你面前．
～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～
ｄ女就問：點解你要成日避開ｈｅｌｅｎ（ａｒ　ｓａ）？
因為佢講左（ｈｅｌｅｎ），所以ａｒ　ｓａ即刻出現．．．
～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～
ａｒ　ｓａ同佢男朋友講：
你講過係我唔愛你之前，你係唔可以唔愛我ｇａ，
即係只有我飛你，冇你飛我．
仲有你話你同我分手果陣你會切你身上其中一樣野俾我．
～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～
ａｒ　ｓａ個男朋友講：
好！我就切，當我帶眼識錯人！
～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～
ａｒ　ｓａ個男朋友問第二張桌既彊ｃ王子（陳冠希）借刀，
擺哂款好似切手指咁，點知切手指甲．
ａｒ　ｓａ個男朋友切左手指甲走左，
跟住ａｒ　ｓａ就去左彊ｃ王子張桌，想飲左張桌上既紅酒，
彊ｃ王子測邊既黃秋生話唔飲得．
ａｒ　ｓａ唔聽，即刻飲左佢．
杯野用個腦諗下都知係血，飲左落去冇野ｗｏ．
跟住過左好多好多野，
ａｒ　ｓａ知道左陳冠希係彊ｃ.
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返去同ａｒ嬌講：
我識左隻彊ｃ．
～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～
ａｒ嬌話：
我係彊ｃ獵人ｗｏ．
～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～
過左好多好多好多好多好多野之後．．．．．．
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跟住就講到彊ｃ王族家傳之寶：ｄａｙ　ｆｏｒ　ｎｉｇｈｔ．
ｄａｙ　ｆｏｒ　ｎｉｇｈｔ係一本書．
～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～
唔記得哂．．．．．．
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最後鄭ｅ健唔記得做乜變左彊ｃ
ａｒ嬌被迫＋含淚＋唔忍心＋好狠咁殺左鄭ｅ健
跟住ａｒ　ｓａ同ａｒ嬌就好嬲．
拎住把劍斬死哂ｄ彊屍．
～～～～～～～～全劇完～～～～～～～～～～

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