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Date Posted: 01:14:16 03/11/03 Tue
Author: THE LADY
Subject: THE LADY IS HERE TO SOOTHE YOUR ACHING BALLS (LIVIN LA VIDA LADY)

Hello, young people. I am the LADY.



For those of you not aware of my talons, and talents, I am a spectacular ag-oh-knee ant dedicated to solving problems of the heart, lungs, stomachs and shins. O, tell me what is worrying you? Do you have deli belly? Tricky dicky? Clittie tittie? I know the cures TO ALL THESE AND MORE! The LADY can help with emoshunal problems as well as problems you may be having with your morris dancing partners. Even relationships! See this figure which demonstrates the typical loving relationship which I deal with everey day.



Lend me your tears and I'll lend you my ears, dear friends. Speak up and I will reply forthwith!

Must go and adjust my pearl necklace me dears. THE LADY always keeps her minge in check!



So long for now, and remember, the LADY is gung-ho.

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