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Date Posted: 19:30:48 09/11/03 Thu
Author: TK
Subject: Look at what I wrote for Intermediate Writing.

George Washington just walked into the room. On his back is a backpack. He just unslung it from his shoulder and placed it on the computer desk. He unzipped the backpack using his forefinger and his thumb. He reached into his backpack with his left hand and just pulled out some cornmeal. The cornmeal is a pale yellow in color. George once again put his left hand into his backpack. His hand stays in the backpack as he eats the cornmeal with his right hand. George just choked on his first bite of the cornmeal. As he choked he retracted his left hand from the bag and there in his left hand was a medical pamphlet with directions on how to self-administer the Heimlich Maneuver. George stands up and rams his gut down on the back of the chair. Keeping in mind that this chair has wheels it didn’t stay steady on the floor and it rolled forward, preventing Mr. Washington from removing the food from his esophagus. A woman sitting in the back notices Mr. Washington in his predicament and administers the Heimlich herself. With a poof of air and a guttural sound, out came the cornmeal, and Mr. Former President Washington’s wooden dentures. George simply reached back into the backpack, this time with his right hand and pulled out a new set of dentures.


I thought it was freaking hilarious.
TK

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[> frick? -- Joe, 20:58:48 09/11/03 Thu

well i have to say that is the strangest thing i have ever witnessed come out of your mind. and the prose is kinda weird too so that makes it even more humorous/disturbing. good show, sir. good show.

Joe'fus

(using "proper" sayings amuses me by the by)


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[> [> Frock? -- Mike Cypull, 12:30:22 09/13/03 Sat

That was cool, especially because I was listening to "Transatlantic" (D. Marrs) when I read it.

Mike.


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[> freak -- steven, 15:03:39 09/14/03 Sun

cool tim. disturbing. cool though.


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