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Subject: The really funny side of politics and history. Satire at its best


Author:
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Date Posted: 11:44:42 03/31/13 Sun

When the writer Christopher Anton consented to share his home with a mouldy brain-eating zombie, he set in motion a disastrous train of events that resulted in his being carried off to a mental asylum. There are also two rather gruesome deaths at the hands of his undead lodger.
You might wonder how somebody could make a really funny book out of such a horrific tale. Christopher Antony Meade manages to do just exactly that in his hilarious horror/political satire, The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama. This fantasy, which begins when the zombie comes to live with the hapless writer, brings the reader on a helter-skelter gallop through such topical subjects as the real ancestry of Barack Obama, what happened to the body of Adolf Hitler, the surprising and shocking purpose of Area 51 and a host of other mind-bending events. The totally disrespectful and anarchic humour, which Meade displays throughout this novella, makes it one of the most memorable political comedies I've ever read. I make no hesitation in recommending it to anyone who enjoys laughing at their political masters.
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Subject: Outcry over banning of embarrassing book about the Obamas


Author:
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Date Posted: 05:57:20 03/24/13 Sun

At a recent emergency Cabinet meeting held in the Oval Office at the White House in Washington DC, the subject under discussion was how to counter the embarrassing revelations about the private life of President Barack Obama that has been made public, by the publication of the book The Zombie the Cat and Barack Obama, written by that arch whistleblower Christopher Antony Meade. The placing into the public domain of such information as that the President of the country is descended from a shape shifting alien has been creating larger and larger ripples in the body politic of the United States of America. The embarrassing rumours about the appendage Barack Obama keeps in his trousers and the stories of how his wifes snoring is starting to cause the plaster to fall off the ceilings in the White House are also starting to cause governmental disquiet.
Accordingly a resolution was adopted that this shameful book should be banned in the United States and that an extradition request, for the offending author, should be made to the British government, (Meade is resident in the United Kingdom).
This means that there is probably only a limited time left for people to purchase and enjoy The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama. I urge everyone, who reads this, to get and enjoy the book. Then petition your local representative, (no matter which country you are from), to oppose this attack on free expression.
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Subject: Wildly imaginative and daring book. Really very funny


Author:
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Date Posted: 12:26:03 03/20/13 Wed

> The authors name is Christopher Antony Meade. After reading this wildly
> imaginative novel, you will want to call him the Wild One.
>
> *
> *
>
> *The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama* explains the back-story on some
> worldwide news events that will astound you. And you can read Chapter One
> and Chapter Two free of charge. You will be hooked. Trust me.
>
>
> This is how it all begins. Chris has rented a house near Wimbledon Cemetery
> which he soon explores. He finds the headstone of a brilliant musician,
> Julian Faversham, and manages to communicate with him. Since Chris new
> home is furnished with a grand piano, in a moment of weakness he invites
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> as a pianist for the rent payment.
>
>
> Slight hitch: Julian in the flesh (joke) is a disgusting-looking zombie
> with decaying parchment skin covered with sewer stench. Air freshener
> solves that problem and Julian sleeps in a cupboard out of sight when Chris
> has guests.
>
>
> What does Julian eat? Cat food for now. Turns out he is a recovering
> member of Zombies Anonymous whose father was Jack the Ill let you
> discover that for yourself.
>
>
> Somehow Chris manages to solve the question of Area 51 in the U.S. and what
> it really is, the shape-shifter connection with Barack Obama, the truth
> about the moon landing and the Illuminati, the mystery of the three little
> pigs, and what really happened to the body of Osama bin Laden.
>
>
> Come to think of it, wildly imaginative may be an understatement. When you
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>
> B. J. Rakow, Ph.D., author *Much of What You Know about Job Search Just
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Subject: Original, outrageous and very funny book. A classic of political comedy


Author:
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Date Posted: 12:03:02 03/09/13 Sat

The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama by the alternative comedy writer Christopher Antony Meade is a book that will give you great entertainment. If you are the kind of person who likes to laugh at the pretentions of those who call themselves our betters, this is certainly the book for you. Among those lampooned, in this savage satire, is a rather hapless Barack Obama. The chapter explaining the bizarre details of his ancestry is a classic of political comedy.
Do you want to find out the true use of Area 51, or the origin of the Illuminati? All that is revealed here as well.
I wont spoil your enjoyment of this original and startlingly outrageous novella, by revealing any more of its secrets. Its better that you discover them for yourselves. It is definitely well worth the exploration.
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Subject: Zombie terror. Attacked by a brain-eating monster


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Date Posted: 11:50:58 03/06/13 Wed

An encounter with a brain-eating zombie is one of the most terrifying and often lethal experiences anyone can expect to endure. The process of having the top of the head bitten off and the grey matter chewed on by one of these revolting un-dead is not something that any sane person would relish.
That is exactly the fate that was planned for United States President Barack Obama and his fragrant wife Michelle, during their state visit to the United Kingdom last year. The creature that attacked them had been hiding in their rooms at Buckingham Palace. Of all the trials suffered by this international statesman, this must surely have been the worst. Debating with Mitt Romney would be a picnic compared with this life and sanity threatening encounter.
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Subject: At home with Queen Elizabeth II at Buckingham Palace


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Date Posted: 11:14:35 03/04/13 Mon

It can be difficult enough to get to sleep at Buckingham Palace, what with the noise from marching bands rehearsing the latest royal ceremony, not to speak of the myriad of servants trying to do their cleaning jobs around the palace while the Royal Family try to snatch some rest. Somebody is always managing to knock over a Ming vase, or drop some silverware, just when Her Majesty is about to drop off. A maid once trod on the tail of a corgi one night and the startled yelping of the dog made sleep an impossibility for the much tried monarch and her long suffering consort.
But all these disturbances were as nothing compared with the shenanigans that occurred the night that President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle stayed overnight in the palace. The snoring of the American First Lady was likened, by those unfortunate enough to hear it that night, to a combination to the drone of a Lancaster bomber allied with the chuffing of an old fashioned steam train. When this cacophony was succeeded by ear-piercing screaming and shouting coming from the suite occupied by the presidential couple, it was more than the elderly royal couple could endure. Her Majesty, accompanied by Prince Philip, stormed down to the guest apartment and hammered on the door.
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Subject: Michelle Obama and her embarrassing secret.


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Date Posted: 17:45:52 03/03/13 Sun

When Michelle Obama sleeps, she snores so loudly that the walls of the White House almost shake.
Her nocturnal eruptions especially caused embarrassment during the state visit, which the presidential couple paid to Queen Elizabeth II in London last year. Nobody at Buckingham Palace could get any sleep. The Queen and Prince Philip had to hammer on the bedroom door, in order to command some peace. The snoring of the First Lady was not the only problem that had to be dealt with, that night in the palace. When Michelle started screaming, things really were becoming very dangerous.
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Subject: Horrific Zombie attack on Barack and Michelle Obama


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Date Posted: 08:00:30 03/03/13 Sun

To be attacked by a flesh eating zombie can be a very frightening thing. I know that when Barack and Michelle Obama encountered one of the ravening undead they were terrified out of their wits. Did the monster eat their brains? The presidents political opponents would say that he had no brains in the first place and the zombie would be faced with an empty skull.
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Subject: Original, outrageously irreverent satire. The writers choice


Author:
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Date Posted: 11:28:38 03/01/13 Fri

What other writers say about The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama

"The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama" follows the style of classic gothic novels but adds modern-day anachronisms that lend the book its unexpected wit.

My only disappointment was that Meade hasn't given us more. The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama is one of those books that you wish would never end. If you loved "The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama," contact Meade and urge him to create a zombie trilogy.

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Subject: Don't have fear of the Illuminati global conspiracy. Laugh at it instead


Author:
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Date Posted: 12:32:00 02/27/13 Wed

There is a continuing fascination with the Illuminati and their all pervasive influence on world affairs.
There was an organisation called the Illuminati, which was founded in Bavaria in the eighteenth century. This is not the sinister organisation that aims to gain ruler ship over the world.
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Subject: Weirdly funny book. This will really make you laugh


Author:
Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
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Date Posted: 11:40:21 02/26/13 Tue

When I first saw this book advertised, I was reluctant to buy it. I'd never heard of the author Christopher Antony Meade and I was reluctant to spend any of my hard earned funds on his novella. After reading the excellent review that accompanies the advertisement, I decided to take the plunge and buy the book. It was a decision I have not regretted. A book of 95 pages should take about four hours to read. The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama occupied my time for about 10 hours. It was just so funny I had to keep putting it down in order to recover from the laughing.
I'm not sure whether the author really is telling the truth when he makes his outrageous claims. You can be certain, though; that there will be very embarrassed faces in the homes of the great and good if this book gets widespread circulation.
It starts off as a conventional enough zombie story. The actual zombie is a cut above the usual run-of-the-mill graveyard refugees. For one thing, he's a very talented classical pianist. When he moves in with a rather naive writer in Wimbledon in South London, he sets in train a series of events that will ultimately bring him to the highest house in the land and an encounter with a rather hapless Barack Obama. Suffice it to say that American brains are on the menu.
Barack Obama also figures large in this book. The story of his ancestry is as strange as it is funny. Osama bin Laden is revealed to have been a schoolgirl fetishist. The tale of how he met his end is very far removed from the official version. It makes the Navy seals account seem rather pallid as well.
The reader is also treated to some very original and hilarious explanations for such modern controversies, as the real purpose of area 51, or the very surprising cause of chem trails, among others.
I have to say that this book is an imaginative and comic triumph. My only regret about it is that it came to an end. I hope I don't have to wait too long for the sequel. Mind you, I will have to find some way of stopping this laughing. Otherwise, I will be suing Christopher Antony Meade for putting me into this state in the first place.
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Subject: The ultimate conspiracy theory book. The truth is in here


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Date Posted: 12:17:39 09/30/12 Sun

Book review by Frank Sanello

Not since a reporter interviewed a certain Louis about his relationship with a vampire by the name of Lestat has the living dead come so alive as in Christopher Antony Meades vividly imagined new novella, The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama.
Because a plot turn or twist seems to appear on just about every other page, its difficult to describe the story and its protagonists without becoming a spoiler or tease, as in Rosebud is a sled or The girl in The Crying Game is really a guy.

Meade takes the reader down a horrific rabbit hole that would have traumatized Alice. During the trip, the author somehow manages to link the myth of flesh-eating zombies to Lewis Carrolls Cheshire Cat, Pres. Obamas ancestry, what the government is hiding at Roswells Area 51, the actual perpetrators behind the recession and global warming, the Three Little Pigs intergalactic origins, 12-Step programs, what really went down when Osama bin Laden was killed, and the real source of Hitlers anti-Semitism which some readers may find a bit too gallow humorous.

Unlike most monster tales from Greek mythology to Lindsay Lohan, The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama leavens its Grand Guignol style with mordant humour reminiscent of Hitchcock. (Watch Meades YouTube video. His voice is identical to Hitchcocks and perfect for an audiobook version.)

A reviewer of Anne Rices third vampire chronicle, 2002s Queen of the Damned, hailed the author for creating universes within universes.

The same kudos go to the multiple, interconnected universes of the Oval Office, Zombies Anonymous meetings, Buckingham Palace, bin Ladens unlikely fetish and other surprises Meade has created and which I will try not to spoil.

WARNING: Skip the next paragraph if you dont want to find out one of the novellas plot twists.

Before hes killed, Osama in Howard Hughes mode indulges his yen for school girls in uniform by watching marathon TV screenings of the St. Trinians film series (1954-2007) about a fictional English boarding school for delinquent girls.

Osamas behavior out grosses a similar but tamer (!?) scene in the South Park animated feature film where Satan and Saddam Hussein have anal sex in hell.

Julian Faversham, the titles zombie, is a gentleman of the old school who happens to be a member of the living dead cohabiting with Meades alter ego and narrator. The fictional Meade, which a police inspectors report says claimed to be some sort of a writer, although neither of us had heard of him, unwittingly invites Julian to share his apartment.

Faversham pays the rent by playing Chopin nocturnes and Mozart sonatas on his music-loving roommates piano.

The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama follows the style of classic gothic novels but adds modern-day anachronisms that lend the book its unexpected wit.

The description of Julian is reminiscent of Anne Rices blood-sucker Lestats only more nauseating and I mean that in a good way:

The figure at the piano got upand gave me an old-fashioned, courteous bow. He was not a pretty sight. The skin seemed to have dried out and it was shrunken, so that it barely covered the outlines of the skull. If there were any eyes, they were sunk so far into the sockets as to be invisible. Some of [Julians] parchment-like epidermis clinging to his neck had come away and was hanging loose like wallpaper

The hand the cadaver extended to me to shake was green with mould, and the skeletal tips of the fingers emerged from the crumbling remnants of skin that covered the palms and wrists.

Julian Faversham at your service, it said.

I declined to shake the decaying appendage.

WARNING: The next paragraph has another spoiler.

Like all zombies, Faversham craves human flesh, which Meade recasts in 12-Step Speak as an addiction rather than cannibalism. While the clueless author/narrator presumes Faversham is having a one-night stand with a female cadaver hes invited back to their apartment from the local cemetery, it turns out that poor Julian has had a relapse and has resumed eating humans instead of Zombies Anonymous recommended alternative, cat food. Julians literally cadaverous sex partner turns out to be a fellow member of ZA who sits with him until the urge to cannibalize passes.

One final spoiler I cant resist: The narrator informs us that Gullivers Lilliputians are real and migrated to colonial America, where their descendants commit identity theft and other white-collar crimes.

Meade uses this historical fact to satirize the corruption of post-Soviet Russias Wild West Capitalism where even the treasures of the Kremlin Museums are for sale to the highest bidder or stolen by clever Lilliputian thieves.

A series of laugh-out-loud appendices in the book satirize conspiracy theorists by blaming most of the worlds crises on various villains, among them Santa Clauss psychotic sibling, Anti-Santa.

(Tim Burton needs to read this book. The Anti-Santa story within the story would make a great animated segment in a live-action film about the other characters.)

My only disappointment was that Meade hasnt given us more. The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama is one of those books that you wish would never end.

Contact the author and urge him to write a zombie trilogy. It may outsell Anne Rice's!

Available on Amazon.

United States.

http://goo.gl/ckqfk


United Kingdom (Amazon UK)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B009CYBTC8/ref=tag_dpp_yt_edpp_rt#tags

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