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Date Posted: 23:11:58 08/26/04 Thu
Author: Helen
Author Host/IP: 66-52-31-55.lsan.dial.netzero.com / 66.52.31.55
Subject: 1) Heff-eh 2) Mel? please don't hurt me... 3) Why not. 4) Yes, not shirtless. 5) HURT!
In reply to: WB 's message, "Jokey 5: Masculinity Edition" on 16:54:41 08/26/04 Thu


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[> I'm voting for myself on question number one also---but I bet you REALLY wish everyone was voting for Prime, aren’t you? It's okay, buddy. You'll always be able to masterbate with the power of the internet at your disposal. -- Jeff, 00:15:06 08/27/04 Fri (h0010a4edf97f.ne.client2.attbi.com/65.96.187.225)


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[> [> First, it's "masturbate", teach. Secondly, I was actually hoping for a tie, cus' then it'd come down to the tie breaker: "Who's had more rashes between their 'titties'?" -- WB, 00:20:28 08/27/04 Fri (adsl-66-141-66-205.dsl.okcyok.swbell.net/66.141.66.205)


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[> [> [> No, I win that one too. How about "Who fucked up more pathetic online relationships, Jeff or WB?" You might give me a run for the money on that! -- Rashtat McGee, 00:26:59 08/27/04 Fri (h0010a4edf97f.ne.client2.attbi.com/65.96.187.225)


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[> [> [> [> No way, I don't want any of that noise. You're a Class-A HEARTBREAKER. You win, uncontested. -- WB, 00:29:55 08/27/04 Fri (adsl-66-141-66-205.dsl.okcyok.swbell.net/66.141.66.205)


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[> [> [> [> [> Mmmpohhh---oh sorry---something was shoved into my mouth. Let me take it out. .......Hmm...looks like the word "Heartbreaker." I think this might belong to WB. It's certainly not MY word. I wonder how it found it's way shoved into my mouth? Oh yeah, that's right---that's how he tries to win his meaningless arguments! Let's be honest, good buddy. The only reason your current moniker came into existence was because you got dumped by an old school quoter and you didn't have the balls to deal with it in the real world. Had to come online and threatening and scream and curse in CAPS so everyone knew that you were SERIOUS! And under a new "identity," no less. Yeah...that's cajones of steel. If I'm the clit, pal---you must be the eggs. -- Jeff, 00:40:43 08/27/04 Fri (h0010a4edf97f.ne.client2.attbi.com/65.96.187.225)


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[> [> [> [> [> [> Now, look here! You're completely distorting the truth, and you know it! The "old-school" quoter you refer to didn't "dump me", she got killed on her way to the grocery store. She was going to BUY LIME! To bring dead ex-girlfriends into this is just coldblooded. Now, I admit, when I was 18, I made some (titty-) rash decisions, but I've never sunk to crying on the phone for two hours about "not feeling attractive". Dude, seriously "not FEELING attractive?" You are a woman, and that is the theme of this entire thread. I had a "new identity" and "Bridges of Madison County" made you cry. You wept when some chicks posted a happy birthday message to me. Who's the woman? I'm uprgading you to "intact hymen". -- WB, 01:09:56 08/27/04 Fri (adsl-66-141-66-205.dsl.okcyok.swbell.net/66.141.66.205)


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Naturally, none of the things you accuse me of are true either...but I'm sure you know my life much better than I do anyway, right? The Bridges of Madison County? I'd rather shit paperclips then watch that tripe. I know, I know...it was just an "example". I've cried before, it's true. Oh fuck, I've cried before and WB thinks that that's less than a man should equal! Better go cut off my nads and sacrifice them to the phallic Goat-God while drowning a six pack and blasting some CCR! -- Jeff, 02:34:19 08/27/04 Fri (h0010a4edf97f.ne.client2.attbi.com/65.96.187.225)


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Why can't you just admit the fact that you're so fucking insecure you feel the need to prey off of strangers weaknesses in order to feel better about your own pathetic ass? I'm a woman? Okay, if it makes you stroke your dick better at the end of the night, I'm a woman. But you're a smart guy...maybe you should try leaving your house sometime to pick up a girl. Then maybe you'd know what a real one is like...and then maybe you wouldn't be so confused. (Somehow, I feel a long post featuring a ranting tirade of all your latest sexual conquests just to prove how much of a MAN you are---but lets be honest. If you were actually living a life, would you have such a strong, undeniable presence on this miniscule and pathetic message board?) I haven’t read this crap in months and the first time I do, you’ve got my name at the top of the list. How flattering. You really think about my womanhood a lot, don’t you? Must be more of those confused thoughts. -- Jeff, 02:35:51 08/27/04 Fri (h0010a4edf97f.ne.client2.attbi.com/65.96.187.225)


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> And before you throw “I know you are but what am I?” argument at me, let me just point out that the only reason I read the bored and engaged in an argument with you tonight is because my girlfriend is out of town, I’m bored and I can’t sleep. What’s your excuse? Prime take the dick right out of your fuck? -- Jeff...one last time, 02:36:24 08/27/04 Fri (h0010a4edf97f.ne.client2.attbi.com/65.96.187.225)


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Fuckin' sweet. That's a classic combo there, trail-of-tears. A "You don't know me" followed by a "Sigmund Freud", topped off with a "You have no life." Cream of the crop, that is. So, yeah, I just made all that shit up. That's right, the birthday thing was an "April Fools a few days late", and you never sobbed on the phone for hours about not feeling attractive. You're full of shit. Next, there is a distinct difference between crying and being a male bitch. Crying about your grandfather dying is a touch different than crying about not feeling attractive. Why can't you just admit that you act very very very similar to an overly-emotional woman? That's I've been saying. -- WB, 05:16:17 08/27/04 Fri (adsl-66-141-66-205.dsl.okcyok.swbell.net/66.141.66.205)


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Oh, and I prey off of strangers to make myself feel better.... That's brilliant. I don't fuck with anyone on here unless they bring it upon themselves i.e., "being included." I've never fucked with: Helen, Feb, Jokey, Linds, Adam, Silver, Deac, Shelly, Jody, etc. cus' they haven't fucked with me. I'm a fair guy. It's true, it's science. Most of all, I love the "You have no life" shit. Posting on this board, on average, once a week = me never meeting/fucking chicks. Whereas you only check in once every few months, cus' normally your schedule is jam-packed with gettin' pussy, right? With real women. Like your girlfriend. Haha sweet daily affirmation there. -- WB, 05:16:56 08/27/04 Fri (adsl-66-141-66-205.dsl.okcyok.swbell.net/66.141.66.205)


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> This board was more fun when you two were displacing your anger on each other. You should do that again. Nothing has happened on this board in like four days. -- Used, 01:04:32 08/31/04 Tue (NoHost/65.171.118.228)


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