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Date Posted: 08:57:22 06/02/03 Mon
Author: Saladin
Subject: LESS SPEED MORE WEED
In reply to: curlingironinsertion 's message, "Re: saladin fucks his mother" on 12:45:02 06/01/03 Sun


ALL RIGHT shortstack, if I wanted to show my face I would just come on over to STL and own you on your local trails. I don't know which of those five trail-cloggers you are but I'm guessing you're the fat sweaty butterball in the Big Shark jersey. Mike W should stop selling those jerseys because people like you buy them and make his shop look bad.
And what's with you acting like you know how much I rode that day? I'm pretty sure I was chillin at my campsite for at least 20 minutes before you squids showed up at the shelter. By my calculations, that makes you SLOW AS SHIT and me fast. I rode for 2.5 hours straight with no weed breaks. Imagine that!!
I would love to throw you in the hurt locker at the next race but those damn race promoters just won't let me go back and race beginner!
Consider your shit ruined, ugly skank bitch boy.

>>LESS SPEED, MORE WEED.
>i am glad you haveshown your face. you cum felching
>piece of menstral soaked tampax. the funny thing is
>that you're actually trying to look like a badass and
>defend yourself for sitting on your ass like a fucking
>pussy while your girlfriend was out riding the trail
>with your friend. i mean, i know "you can only ride
>one of these things for so long" but give me a fucking
>break. if you think your so fucking hardcore that you
>have to call out mtb catch phrases to passers by, then
>you'd better have something to back it up. it doesn't
>matter how blown out i got throughout the ride, the
>fact that i was actually pedaling instead sitting at
>the campsite servicing myself with a semen coated
>curling iron means that the phrase should go MORE
>WEED, MORE SPEED. either ride your bike or fuck
>yourself, but save the bullshit phrases you got off
>the internet for something to scream when you're
>getting fucked in the ass. you are a fucking bitch.
>>
>>You bunch of trail-clogging, no skills-havin,
>>brakes-using, downhill-sucking, uphill-sucking,
>>washed-up-roadie, hippie wanna-bes. Go toss
>>yourselves in a dumpster.
>>
>>>no assface, he didnt even ride half of it... a true
>>>poser.

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