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Date Posted: 03:33:29 09/11/06 Mon
In reply to:
Observer of human behavior
's message, "Personality Type: The Backstabber" on 11:11:04 05/19/06 Fri
>It’s perfectly natural if a particular face flashed
>into your mind after reading the title. It’s always
>good to remember those who we must watch out for as we
>tread through our robotic lives.
>
>The Backstabber is yet another special personality
>type. Special, because it is The Backstabber &
>Backstabber alone, who keeps us between a prosperous
>life & a life full of poverty, hatred & depression
>(even a murderous life, if we choose to take it that
>far). For the sake of my own sanity & hopefully your
>own, I’m creating a list of Backstabberly
>characteristics that we must all memorize and attempt
>to pin onto people we live, work & play amongst. No
>one must be left out! It is a question of life &
>death, my friends. For safety, use the ‘3 strikes &
>you’re a fucking Backstabber’ rule.
>
>1. The typical Backstabber will always be lurking.
>Lurking to see what you do, when you do it & how you
>do it.
>2. In the office, the Backstabber might just be the
>person who comes to your cube unsuspectingly.
>3. The Backstabber will always be first person willing
>to help when you need assistance—not because he
>genuinely wants to help, but because he wants to learn
>how you work & possibly expose weaknesses in the
>process.
>4. The Backstabber, whenever the opportunity arises,
>will use the CC (or God forbid, the BCC!!) function in
>Microsoft Outlook.
>5. The Backstabber will never take any blame upon
>himself. Never.
>6. The Backstabber is also either a Drama Fanner or
>Drama Queen (personality types already covered The
>Bastardly).
>7. The Backstabber pretends to be naive of very
>obvious things for the sake of seeing how you react.
>8. The Backstabber’s main goal is to expose you in
>front of as many people as possible. In meetings they
>tend to laugh a lot, possibly ask stupid questions.
>Don’t fall into this stupidity trap. Their main goal
>is to get you to open your mouth, so that you may set
>yourself up for a beating.
>9. All backstabbers are naturally very selfish &
>spoiled people. They will do anything to get the most
>and be the best. This includes whoring themselves,
>shady bribing techniques, hiring brothas to make
>hits—pretty much whatever it takes (think of the
>Terminator.)
>10. Always know your Backstabber, but don’t become one
>yourself. It’s like the War On Terrorism—it will go on
>forever (or at least until one man is left standing).
>Basically, ignoring the Backstabber is not an option
>b/c that’s when you’re most vulnerable!
>
>Remember, the only way to get a Backstabber off your
>back is to move to a different city, challenge them to
>an old-school duel, & of course, secede.
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