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Date Posted: 10:27:38 12/19/10 Sun
Author: christopheranton (Sated.)
Subject: How Big Dick, his hardened cock, and chicks, might get to meet excited pussy.

Sometimes a pussy can get very itchy. There was once a young girl whose pussy was so itchy, that it was painful to look at that pussy. The poor pussy was just scratching all the time.
"Oh what can I do to soothe this poor pussy" the poor girl said.
"Why cant I have a normal pussy"?
"It's not nice to play with your pussy with your fingers, when your pussy is itchy all the time. Sometimes it can be a very smelly pussy as well. My, once silky, pussy is now just a messy pussy"

Her mother, who knew more about the care of distressed pussies than she did, suggested that she take her pussy into town, and show her distressed and messy itchy pussy to the vet.

"Big Dick, the chicken farmer from up the road, had big problems with his cock, which was a very soft cock, and didnt have the hardness and drive that you would expect from a cock that needed to service twenty chicks. So he showed his soft cock to the man in town, and the vet showed him how massageing his cock could make his cock hard all the time, and then his cock could satisfy any amount of chicks".
"so" her mother said, "if the vet can satisfy the cock of Big Dick, he should have no problem sorting out your itchy pussy.

So the young girl went to town, and the vet looked at her itchy pussy. He didnt mind that her pussy was smelly either. This man was used to itchy and smelly pussies. He saw pussies like that all the time.
He even stroked her pussy, and played with the excited pussy with his fingers. The young girl liked this. It was nice to have a good man stroking and playing with her pussy. He might even have licked her pussy, but her pussy was a bit smelly, and men dont lick smelly pussies.

The vet gave her some lotion to spray on her pussy, so that her pussy would not be itchy any longer. He also gave her a prescription for some special pussy wash, that she could bathe her pussy in, so that she should not have a smelly pussy any longer. She might have a wet pussy for a while, but pussies can be dried, and after that she would have a perfect pussy.
Then Big Dick, the chicken farmer from earlier, could leave off massageing his hardening cock, and he might play with her pussy with his fingers, or stroke her pussy with his manly hands.
He might even kiss her pussy, or lick her excited pussy all over, now that her pussy was no longer either a smelly pussy or an itchy pussy.
Big Dick might even introduce her pussy to his hardened cock, and his twenty chicks. If the liked each other that would be good.

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