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Subject: Sit right back and let Uncle Jimmy tale ya


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UNCLE JIMMY
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Date Posted: 22:28:57 02/22/04 Sun

I would just like to tell you all about Blooptus. Blooptus was a dog one of my bestest buddies had when we were just kids. My buddy (lets call him Fat Man) and I used to fuck around, you know...smoke the dope,make up shit like Cloxy Boxies and stuff like that.Well anyway we were just being a couple of shitless lay-abouts when he hocks a fuckin loogie and as soon as Blooptus hears that shit she comes runnin to lick the loogie out of his mouth.It was magical. One day we were board and found some suppositories under the cabinet and he said hold her! When she tried to shit that fuckin thing out he would shake his fingure at her and shout NO!!! It was the funniest thing I ever saw. One day Blooptus got kicked in the head by one of the horses and became very ill as a result. She would walk in little circles until they got smaller and smaller and smaller. Then ....she died. What a sad day.She was a cute little Dachsund by the way. Uh ..... I guess thats it ?

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