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Subject: Hey Fuckers... Uncle Jimmy's back !!!


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Uncle Jimmy
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Date Posted: 18:35:22 03/10/04 Wed

Ahh....... It's good to be back. Let's just say I have had a bit of bad luck lately. To start the mess off my computer has been totally cheese dicked out, I was accosted at the local department store by an ex girlfriend and the stench that fills the room now from my horrific gas problem (due to nerves)which I give full credit to psycho bitch,is just enough to choke a donkey.
Check this out...Whilest shopping my now girlfriend was walking along when confronted by the ex freak, they had a few words and parted ways. While in line to pay for my goods she noticed we were together fucking completely flipped shit and just started running full speed throwing punches all the way ! after knocking over several displays and assorted mechandise I was able to pry them apart. My girlfriend clutching quite a nice lock of hair from her opponant I must say. The police were called charges filed and so forth. Hell I think the ex was trying to justify her actions by telling the authorities My girlfriend is only 19 an that I'm old enough to be her father. Heh Heh... Chaos ! It just don't get better than that. Hope you all didn't miss Jimmy to awfull much. I did miss the old forum I must say. I just wish I had more idiotic shit to talk about. Fuck it for now. May all your dreams come true and your stoolet be free of poop sand

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Oh my god . . . poop sand.Rob Dog Bastard14:52:22 03/11/04 Thu


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