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Date Posted: 08:25:49 05/07/03 Wed
Author: THEmeanINTERNETman
Author Host/IP: cache-mtc-ah06.proxy.aol.com / 64.12.96.171
Subject: An AOF member pledge......

1. When you are sad, ... I will make fun of you for being weak.

2. When you are blue, ... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you with a sharp kick to the groin.

3. When you smile, ... I'll know you finally got laid (yeah right) or maybe you finally 'got' my post.

4. When you are scared, ... I will rag you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, ... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining like a little bitch.

6. When you are confused, ... I will use smal words to explain to you that you're a dumb ass.

7. When you are sick, ... stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, ... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. If you show any sign of the milk of human kindness... I'll ridicule you and call you a fag (or a Disney college alumnis).

10. If you disagree with my viewpoint... I will dopple you and call your mom bad names.

11. If you are from another country... I will talk down to you with smug superiority and demand that you recognise the U.S.A. as the greatest country in the world.

12. If you post mindless crap and repeated dopple posts to your own threads... I'll lobby for your removal.



This is my AOF oath, ... I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my AOF board friend!


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My Kung Fu is stronger than y'alls.

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