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Date Posted: 17:53:10 05/04/03 Sun
Author: Dammitboy!
Author Host/IP: sun133480-1.gw.connect.com.au / 210.8.11.58
Subject: Those darned French are at it again

Those darn French.

Today i pulled out of my carport only to find pink earmuffs laying on the bonnet.

I mean seriously, c'mon Pink earmuffs. That should say alot about the person using them shouldn't it. It says to me immeaditely that the only person capable of using such an atrocious item would be of French background.

I arrived at a conclusion.

My French neighbours had been fucking sheep on the bonnet of my car again!!!

I picked up my rifle and hid behind the pig pen which everyone in Montgomery Alabama has these days.

I laid still (for three days straight) until they arrived in my carport again.

I caught them in the act, although this time instead of fucking sheep they were doing a pig.

Can you believe this?? First a sheep and now a pig.

They were dangling its head off the back of my ute and doing it in a rather akward fashion.

To cut a long story short.....























Instead of shooting them in the head i decided to join in.



Oh what fun it is to fuck some animals with the French.

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