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Date Posted: 20:35:43 05/06/03 Tue
Author: Dammitboy!
Author Host/IP: sun133480-1.gw.connect.com.au / 210.8.11.58
Subject: Last night.

..I woke up to the squeaking of the bedsprings above me...It was like 3:00 in the morning and the guy was jacking off. I was suprised to discover how much this aroused me, I was amazed how quickly my army blanket 'tented' up.
I delivered a quick and hard kick to the underside of the bed and he quit..( actually it was more like a thrust than a kick,just to let him know I was ready for action)
He quit long enough to gaze pensively and longingly at the impressive tent I was making under my blanket.
To make a long story short, we were both exhausted by the time revelry and I were blown.

This was the first (but not last) time I thought I had made a horrible mistake in joining the Army...

But eventually I became comfortable with my dual sexuality and the fact that lots of guys really do go for a genetically mutant freak cross between the Lucky Charms leprachaun and that mini-me guy from those Austin Powers movies.

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That was short, sweet, and clever. -- Moron Grim, 20:43:42 05/06/03 Tue
- Re: Or throwing a plastic bag filled with urine off your balcony -- Grim, 20:46:41 05/06/03 Tue
  - hehehehe -- Someone Set Us Up the Bomb, 20:49:53 05/06/03 Tue
    - Re: hehehehe -- Grim, 20:51:09 05/06/03 Tue
Re: Last night. -- Tink, 10:49:36 05/07/03 Wed
- Re: Last night. -- DammitBoy!, 14:36:38 05/07/03 Wed

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