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Date Posted: 05:38:18 05/17/03 Sat
Author: DammitBoy!
Author Host/IP: cache-dl06.proxy.aol.com / 205.188.209.42
Subject: Re: the score so far......
In reply to: trollficus 's message, "Australia vs. Canada" on 23:14:02 05/16/03 Fri

I think the excessive number of geeky Canadians among the Asshelmets is coloring the scoring.

>Flora:
>Australia: Varied but too much Outback.
>Canada: The Maple. And the Beer Tree. (Okay, I saw
>that one on The Great White North.)
>Point: Canada

Australia has coconuts and the coral reef.
Point: Oz

>Fauna:
>Australia: The most poisonous species of any part of
>the globe! No shit! Also some cool, fucked-up things
>like the Wombat and the Platypus. Not to mention the
>'Roos.
>Canada: The Moose. And giant fucking mosquitoes that
>suck blood like a pack of vampires. Still...not enough
>to balance out the Platypus.
>Point: Australia .5

Australia also has camels, dingos, and crocs.
Point: Oz

>Women:
>Australia: Manly, violent drunken...oh, wait. That was
>sports. No, that was Women.
>Canada: Too bundled up to tell.
>Point: USA!! #1!!!

I'll take an Aussie beach bunny anyday, plus they have a sexier accent.
Point: Oz

>Well, a quick tally of the scores shows this one a
>carefully contrived DRAW!

Contrived being the key word here.

>This will probably have to be decided on the final category: Best Internet Flamers!!!

>You guys have Aussie(s) and Canucks. What do you think?

We only have one Canadian and he's some kind of mutant mutt asian/negroid transplant from Hong Kong.

Kilus can be a very good flamer when he's not being too lazy to post.

Flame was an awesome flamer, but thats probably because of the fact that she's a female and everyone knows that the female of the species is more vicious.

Grim is an idiot beyond the scope of human understanding. He's a spammer not a flamer.

Based on the asshelmets posts, I'd have to say...
Point: Canada

You should include another catagory however;

Celebrities:

Australia: Mel Gibson, Russell Crowe, the Crocodile hunter, Olivia Newton John, the remaining BeeGees, Paul Hogan, and those silly freaks from the first two Mad Max films.

Canada: Celine Dion and William Shatner.

Point: Australia

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