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Date Posted: 23:32:46 05/05/03 Mon
Author: Eroticus
Author Host/IP: NoHost / 209.234.166.56
Subject: Grim..
In reply to: Grim 's message, "Re: repeating the smae thing" on 20:55:30 05/05/03 Mon


>Id rather hear the sound of my balls slapping against
>your ass cheeks.

Yeah, but the rippling flatulence most Americans experience from pork rinds and an underdeveloped prostate might cause them to flap enough during the process (like a plastic bag with a suffocating frog flopping about inside), so dont blame me if your nads rattle like tic tacs as the south wind tries in vain to resist their intrusion.

>Like i said, if you pay for it. Im there. Oh and by
>the way you have to teach me how to fire a gun as
>well, thats another condition of my flight.

How about I cut open a Roo's pouch with a chipped metal office ruler and plaster the heavy mucuous slop to your balls so you must carefully pry it off and kill hundreds of nerve cells pulling the chiseled particles from off your pubic hairs in the process, per chunk?

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