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Date Posted: 12:26:55 03/28/03 Fri
Author: Grim doppler
Author Host/IP: cache-dp01.proxy.aol.com / 205.188.209.101
Subject: That was pretty funny, but not as funny as this....
In reply to: Grim 's message, "http://liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/saddamfromiraq.asp" on 15:11:35 03/27/03 Thu

I like Haggis, by grim -


I really like Haggis, it reminds me of my two favorite things in the whole big world of Sydney.

You see Haggis is a Scottish dish consisting of seasoned sheep's offal mixed with suet and oatmeal, boiled in a bag traditionally made from the animal's stomach. Yum.

Here, in Sydney, it is considered a gourmet dish. This is because in olden days Australia was a prison island for England to send it’s scum, fags, and rejects to stay here forever. We also got huge batches of retards, criminals and even some deformed women.

Anyways, Scottish people got sent here all the time for stealing sheep and trying to fight the Queen of England over whose skirts were cooler.

Like ‘Duh’. Plaid all the way! Do you like bagpipes?

I think Scottish people are descended from the Dwarfen Race. They like ale and are always angry.

So of course, being a typical aussie, I grew up eating Haggis, but it’s not my favorite thing, not by far! Not even close.

I grew up on a sheep farm, so I guess you have a good idea about what kind of hijinks I got into, right mate?

Haggis reminds me of the time that young ewe got hung up in the barbwire....... mmmmmmmm......... anyway, good times! One of my favorites.

My other favorite, the best favorite... is diamondgypsy.

After several hours of great humping and slobbering all over her ‘down under’ - I wake up in the morning, next to my little gypsy, with a smelly crust clinging to my face.

I like Haggis.


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