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Date Posted: 07:31:47 09/08/01 Sat
Author: impish one
Subject: River

One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large
raging,violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no
idea
of how to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me
the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs,and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, after
almost drowning a couple of times. Seeing this, the second man prayed to
God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength ..and the tools to cross
this
river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the
river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.
The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also
prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the
tools...and
the intelligence... to cross this river." And poof! God turned him into a
woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards,
then
walked across the bridge.

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