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Date Posted: 00:41:56 12/19/03 Fri
Author: Doyley
Author Host/IP: WOPR-p-144-134-23-186.prem.tmns.net.au / 144.134.23.186
Subject: If you become a hobo, no one would give you money...
In reply to: Doyle 's message, "Yes they do." on 00:39:01 12/19/03 Fri

You would go, "Pleeeease?" and then someone would throw an empty can at you. Then you would say, "Is there any drink left in it?" Stranger: "No, it has cyanide in it." And that's how you die. And nobody would care.

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The board peeps would care! (NT) -- Doyle, 00:42:36 12/19/03 Fri
- The board peeps! The board peeps don't like you - they don't care! (NT) -- Doyley, 00:43:36 12/19/03 Fri
  - They do! They do care! (NT) -- Doyle, 00:44:15 12/19/03 Fri
    - They think you're boring! (NT) -- Doyley, 00:45:01 12/19/03 Fri
      - No! No! They're my friends. (NT) -- Doyle, 00:45:51 12/19/03 Fri
        *laughs* You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you... (NT) -- Doyley, 00:46:44 12/19/03 Fri
        Not listening - not listening - (NT) -- Doyle, 00:47:24 12/19/03 Fri
        I've heard your "friends" say things like... -- Doyley, 00:49:14 12/19/03 Fri
        No!!!!!! (NT) -- Doyle, 00:49:50 12/19/03 Fri
        What's that you say? Gay porn with Mr Pervey? (NT) -- Doyley, 00:50:46 12/19/03 Fri
        Go away! (NT) -- Doyle, 00:51:16 12/19/03 Fri
        (mocking) Go away...Ha! Ha! Ha! (NT) -- Doyley, 00:52:15 12/19/03 Fri
        I hate you...I hate you... (NT) -- Doyle, 00:52:50 12/19/03 Fri
        You make us sick...where would you be without me? *coughs up a hairball* (NT) -- Doyley, 00:53:48 12/19/03 Fri
        Leave me alone! (NT) -- Doyle, 00:54:26 12/19/03 Fri
        There's that word again. What you are. How you'll die. Alone. (NT) -- Doyley, 00:55:22 12/19/03 Fri
        Then I'll die. (NT) -- Doyle, 00:55:57 12/19/03 Fri
        You don't have the strength to kill yourself. (NT) -- Doyley, 00:56:40 12/19/03 Fri
        I don't need strength. I just need the sun to rise. (NT) -- Doyle, 00:57:28 12/19/03 Fri
        You're not supposed to die. This isn't the plan. But it'll do...oh shit! If you die, you'll kill me as well! (NT) -- Doyley, 00:58:55 12/19/03 Fri
        *climbs hill and stands at the top looking out over the peaceful board* (NT) -- Doyle, 01:00:05 12/19/03 Fri
        Doyle, please. I need for you to get inside. There's only a few minutes left. (NT) -- Doyley, 01:01:07 12/19/03 Fri
        I know. I can smell the sunrise long before it comes. (NT) -- Doyle, 01:02:06 12/19/03 Fri
        Really? I didn't know you could do that. Anyways, I don't have time for this. You just have to trust me. That thing that was haunting you... (NT) -- Doyley, 01:03:35 12/19/03 Fri
        It wasn't haunting me. It was showing me. (NT) -- Doyle, 01:04:18 12/19/03 Fri
        Showing you? (NT) -- Doyley, 01:04:58 12/19/03 Fri
        What I am. (NT) -- Doyle, 01:05:28 12/19/03 Fri
        Were. (NT) -- Doyley, 01:06:03 12/19/03 Fri
        And ever shall be. I wanted to know why nobody was talking to me. Now I do. (NT) -- Doyle, 01:06:57 12/19/03 Fri
        You *don't* know. Your vicious dark side says that everyone on the board doesn't like you and thinks you're boring and you just buy it? You just give up? (NT) -- Doyley, 01:08:42 12/19/03 Fri
        I can't do it again, Doyley. I can't become lonely. (NT) -- Doyle, 01:09:35 12/19/03 Fri
        Then be interesting. (NT) -- Doyley, 01:10:14 12/19/03 Fri
        It's too hard. (NT) -- Doyle, 01:10:49 12/19/03 Fri
        (pleadingly) You have the power to be amusing, to make people laugh. *raises voice* But if you die now, then all you ever were was insipid. (NT) -- Doyley, 01:13:02 12/19/03 Fri
        *looks out at the sky as it begins to lighten* (NT) -- Doyle, 01:13:58 12/19/03 Fri
        (begging frantically) Doyle, please, the sun is comming up! (NT) -- Doyley, 01:14:55 12/19/03 Fri
        Just go. (NT) -- Doyle, 01:15:33 12/19/03 Fri
        I can only go if you go. (NT) -- Doyley, 01:16:09 12/19/03 Fri
        I said LEAVE! *shoves self away, falls face forward, hard to the ground* Oh my God... (NT) -- Doyle, 01:17:57 12/19/03 Fri
        Are you the bad Doyle now? Am *I* the good Doyle now? (NT) -- Doyley, 01:18:47 12/19/03 Fri
        *grabs self roughly by the arms and holds firm* Am I a thing worth saving, huh? Am I a funny man? The world wants me gone! (NT) -- Doyle, 01:21:19 12/19/03 Fri
        (tearfully) What about me? I hate you so much. I tried to make you go away and look where it got me... -- Doyley, 01:25:05 12/19/03 Fri
        Doyley, please. Just this once...let me be strong. (NT) -- Doyle, 01:25:59 12/19/03 Fri
        Strong is living. It's hard, it's painful, and it's every day. It's what we have to do... -- Doyley, 01:27:52 12/19/03 Fri
        *struggles with self, knowing Doyley's right* (NT) -- Doyle, 01:28:44 12/19/03 Fri
        (resolvedly) But if you're too much of a coward for that, then burn... -- Doyley, 01:31:03 12/19/03 Fri
        What are you talking about? (NT) -- Doyle, 01:31:46 12/19/03 Fri
        You comming up here, the suns rays charbroiling us! (NT) -- Doyley, 01:32:32 12/19/03 Fri
        I'm not a vampire. (NT) -- Doyle, 01:33:01 12/19/03 Fri
        Oh. Right. Then why were you waiting for the sun to rise? (NT) -- Doyley, 01:33:52 12/19/03 Fri
        Doyley, listen to me. Listen: I don't like you. I will never like you. This is something I have to do... -- Doyle, 01:36:58 12/19/03 Fri
        If I could just get a word in edgewise... (NT) -- Doyley, 01:37:44 12/19/03 Fri
        *turns and runs to the end of the cliff, and does a swan dive* (NT) -- Doyle, 01:38:47 12/19/03 Fri
        Nooooooooooooo!!! (NT) -- Doyley, 01:40:23 12/19/03 Fri
        *is sprawled on the piles of rubble, limp in death* (NT) -- Doyle, 01:41:20 12/19/03 Fri
        lmfao! -- silver, 20:42:14 12/19/03 Fri
        *stands around and doesn't cry, 'cause he's a bastard* (NT) -- Xander, 20:43:11 12/19/03 Fri

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