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Date Posted: 23:20:20 10/21/02 Mon
Author: Bracken
Author Host/IP: h24-77-49-3.gv.shawcable.net / 24.77.49.3
Subject: Halloween Costume Ideas

Stolen from another site.

Pirate Xander: A hat, a hook and a puffy shirt and you too will not be able to scare young children.

Charlie's Angel Anya: Short shorts, red shirt and skates. Feather your hair at your own risk.

Maggie Walsh: All you need is a white lab coat and a bitchy attitude. Warning: you may become obsessed with Riley.

Brad: Black t-shirt, black jeans, reluctantly sensitive attitude. Warning: your head may become permanently titled.

Giles or Randy: Break out that tweed suit you won't admit to owning, work on that British accent and polishing your glasses or in the case of Randy, sneering. Warning: if you start singing, women and men so inclined in the vicinity may come under your thrall.

Wesley: (Old School Version) Sharp suit, crisp white shirt, sensible tie, very affected mannerisms. Don't worry about the British accent, once you don this costume you will be physically beaten by family, friends and random strangers at intervals of 25 seconds and never get a chance to do more than scream like a girl.

Gwen Post: A straight skirt, silky top and sensible shoes to match your big, metal glove. This outfit will cut the cost of manicures in half.

The Judge: Paint yourself blue and add horns so folks know you aren't one third of The Blue Man Group. Also smoke fourteen packs of cigarettes a day to get the gravely voice.

Anne: Still have the waitress outfit from when you worked at Denny's that summer between Junior and Senior year? Now is the time to hose off the polyester and put it to use.

Red Speedo Xander: Red Speedo, swim hat and goggles. Willingness to swim in a pee-filled pool a plus.

Greasy Ben: Blue hospital scrubs, doctor bag and can of Pam. Wear scrubs, carry doctor bag, apply Pam to face.

First Slayer: Stop combing your hair, get some Sebastian brand Mud and make dreads. Wrap your naughty bits with gauze. Apply remaining Mud to your exposed skin. Threaten people with large, pointy object. Grunt.

Mr. Gordo: Little pig nose, pink fluffy pig ears. Warning: Super skinny, super strong blondes may have the urge to clutch you to their chests.

Wig Lady: 1.)go to adult type store 2.)purchase large, floppy dildo 3.) strap it to your head. Dildo may be painted grey. Extra points given if you rig it to squirt "paralyzing spray".

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