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Date Posted: 16:35:09 04/03/03 Thu
Author: The Latin Lover
Subject: Erasing Mistakes

*** The scene fades in on The Latin Lover pacing in front of Captain Japan,Death Warrior,Rainbow Brite,The Unknown Jobber and The Pig-Latin Lover. Double L has this look of furious-nes about him,only it's clouted by the pace in which he paces back and forth,almost giving an aura of worry. All of the Mid-Carders are looking straight ahead,much like marines in the navy,they look forward unblinkingly and never once look at the seemingly nervous RWF World Champion. ***

The Latin Lover
I send you guys out there to do a simple job...a fucking simple job. "take out "Blitzkrieg" Brian Von Braun in his match and teach him a cruel lesson",but it's obvious I've sent the wrong superstars out there that night. And what's worse...what's worse is in THEE most important match of the night. While I was out there busting my hump just to keep our dreams from crumbling down from above us,Vanity ShowWood comes down and almost costs me the match. Where were you guys? I'm asking you a question...Where the fuck were you guys huh? Playing stick-frog in the back? Or perhaps tiddly-winks,gambling with under-wear or having a tickle contest?? Guys...I like you,I really do. But in all honesty,one of you's got to go!

*** The Latin Lover stops pacing. He walks towards a seat just a bit to his left and grabs a hat...



An army styled hat. He places it atop his head,walks towards Captain Japan and begins acting out a completely different persona. ***

LL
YOU SLIMY SACK OF COMMUNIST TRASH,WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!!!

Captain Japan
SIR! MY NAME CAPTAIN JAPAN SIR!

LL
CAPTAIN JAPAN YOU ASS GRABBING TURD! ILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT YOU'VE FAILED YOUR BELOVED LEADER TWO TIMES! TWO TIMES IS TWO TIMES TOO MUCH! I OUGHT TO STAB YOUR FACE WITH A FORK AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD! I OUGHT TO HAVE RAINBOW BRITE HAVE HIS WAY WITH YOU! I OUGHT TO...

*** Rainbow Brite giggles and Double L quickly walks towards his direction and gets in his face. ***

LL
WHAT IS THE FUCKING MATTER WITH YOU YOU LILLY LIVERED LOLLYPOP?!!! DOES THE SOUND OF MY VOICE PROCLAIMING ME DRINKING CAPTAIN JAPANS BLOOD ENTERTAIN YOU?!!! IS THIS SOME FUCKING JOKE TO YOU BRITE?!!! YOU TWINKLE-TOED COCK SUCKING WELFARE BABY YOU'VE FAILED ME TOO! I OUGHT TO FRY YOUR ASS IN CAPTAIN JAPANS BLOOD! I OUGHT TO RIP YOUR ASS OPEN,SHOVE A BIBLE IN IT AND PISS DOWN YOUR THROAT! DON'T FUCKING PLAY WITH ME BRITE,I'M NOT THAT MAN!

*** Double L takes a step back and looks over his troops. He then begins pacing again. ***

LL
LADIES...THIS IS AN ALL OUT WAR ON RWF! THE SIDES HAVE BEEN GATHERED,THE LINES HAVE BEEN DRAWN. IN ORDER FOR US TO SUCCEED IN THIS MISSION,WE GOTTA REMAIN FOCUSED. FOCUSED!! GOD DAMMIT IT BRITE GET YOUR FINGER OUT YOUR NOSE!!

Rainbow Brite
Sir! I have an itch sir!

LL
GOD DAMMIT PRINCESS IF YOU HAD AN ITCH IN YOUR ASS WOULD YOU SCRATCH IT YOURSELF OR WOULD YOU WANT ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS TO HELP YOU?!!! STOP FUCKING AROUND AND STAY PUT OR ILL DRILL A HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING SKULL WITH A BASEBALL!!

RB
SIR YES SIR!

LL
LADIES!! I,YOUR CHAMPION..YOUR LEADER..YOUR GOD..HAVE A DIFFICULT TASK SET BEFORE ME! I WILL NOT TOLERATE FAILURE!! THAT SMACK TALKING' BLACK GUY,TYRONE WALKER...IS ONE UP ON THE LATIN LOVER!!! YOU...DID NOT HELP ME! YOU...HAVE THEREFORE FAILED ME!! BUT EVEN THOUGH THIS IS FACT,I WILL BE FAIR ABOUT IT!! ONE OF YOU MAGGOTS,WILL BE LET-GO...THIS IS A DECISION...THAT TRULY AND HONESTLY...PAINS ME.

*** The Latin Lover gets in Unknown Jobber face. ***

LL
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING A GOD DAMN PAPER-BAG ON YOUR FACE SOLDIER?!!! ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME WITH LUST FILLED INTENT THROUGH THEM LITTLE HOLES YOU'VE PUNCTURED OUT THE FRONT THERE JOBBER?!!!

Unknown Jobber
SIR NO SIR!!

LL
YOU FUCKING HOMO I BET YOU ARE!! ILL HAVE YOU KNOW JOBBER THAT I AM NOT A FAGGOT!! ILL HAVE YOU KNOW JOBBER THAT IF YOU FUCK ME,PREPARE YOURSELF TO BE FUCKED OVER TEN BILLION TIMES WORSE!! ILL HAVE YOU KNOW JOBBER THAT THE BUS CAN COME FOR YOU ANYTIME SOON!! THIS,UNKNOWN JOBBER,IS YOUR ASS BEFORE BEFORE YOU'VE BEEN FUCKED OVER!! (makes a circle with his hand) AND THIS IS YOU'RE ASS AFTER I'M DONE WITH YOU!! (widens the circle) UNKNOWN JOBBER CONSIDER YOUR NAME AS A MID-CARDER NUMBERED!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

UJ
SIR YES SIR!

LL
I'M GLAD WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING J-B...I LIKE THAT! BUT WHAT I DON'T LIKE IS FAILURE!! THE NEXT TIME YOU FAIL ME ILL HAVE YOU BEND OVER JUST SO I CAN FIRE CANNON BALLS AT YOUR ASS!! IF THAT'S NOT TO YOUR LIKE-IN,ILL HAVE YOU SLIDE YOUR CROTCH ON A RAZOR FENCE! GET OUT OF MY FACE!!

UJ
SIR YES SIR!

*** Unknown Jobber runs away. ***

LL
ITS TIME FOR ME TO RELIEVE ONE OF YOU SCUM-BAGS!

*** Double L walks slowly towards the remaining wrestlers in the room. He looks each one in the eye before turning his back on them. Double L then walks away from the group and says. ***

LL
Rainbow Brite...Death Warrior and Captain Japan...can you please vacate the premises. ***

*** And they do just that,leaving The Pig-Latin Lover behind. ***

LL
Pig-Latin...it pains me to do this but...I just don't see a place for you in The Mid-Carders. Frankly,I don't understand one god damn word you've said since day one...

Pig-Latin Lover
I ontdey derstanundey?

*** I'm not good with "pig-latin" so bare with me. ***

LL
See? That's that bullshit right there. How can I trust you when I can't even understand you?? No man,I'm not gonna have that. I've got some important things I've got to do this week and one of them ain't learning your god damn language. Pig-Latin...you are terminated from The Mid-Carders. I want you gone by seven P.M. tonight,you understand me?

PLL
Esyey...

LL
Get the fuck out of my sight man...

*** That sad music starts playing as a tear rolls down Pig-Latin's face. He turns around and walks out the room. ***

LL
Okay...Now's the time to get serious on these fucks! What can I do to get some real attention and cause a little mayhem?

*** Double L begins tapping his forehead. He wickedly smiles before saying. ***

LL
I've got it...heh heh heh...I can't believe I didn't think of this before!!

*** Double L then takes a seat and begins maniacally laughing as the scene fades out. ***



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