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Date Posted: 02:09:55 03/18/03 Tue
Author: The Latin Lover
Subject: Talking The Talk

~ The scene fades in on The Latin Lover sitting proudly with his arms folded about him behind a huge desk with a white sheet covering. (Don't know name of said material) Tonight,Ol' Double L has been called to participate in a pres conference to find out exactly WHY he returned to Robo Wrestling. Media have swarmed in from ALL of Jono just to ask those seemlessly un-important questions to Double L. The scene pans around to get a better view of the crowds mass,it stops on the Latin Lover. Dressed in fine attire,dark pink shades,pink armani suit and platinum chain around his neck,Double L seems ready,his face is brimming with confidence. ~

Random Reporter
Latin Lover,why is it you've returned to R-W-F and what are you're goals this time around?

LL
Random Reporter,isn't it obvious what my goals are? The first time around I,YOUR Latin Lover,set the trend and displayed just exactly WHAT a TRUE worker is! R-W-F wasn't ready for this,I mean look at me! When I came out I told the people as well as my peers here in RWF that "They KNEW They Wanted It". And that's what I did! I gave it to them and that's that!

~ Latin Lover makes believe like he's cleaning dirt off of his hands. ~

Random Reporter
Latin Lover! Congratulations on marrying your long time girlfriend AND manager,Heidi. Tell us,how will she effect your career here in RWF now that you've got to worry a bit more about her?

LL
Dude,relax okay. Heidi is my wife now,I love her to death you know. BUT she NEVER involved herself in anything beyond the capacity of managing. When I signed on the dotted line I vocally expressed that if Heidi EVER was mistreated in ANY way by ANY wrestler in Robo Wrestling then said person or company would have to here from my lawyer! Which,by the way,happens to be Heidi. She's never lost a case you know. Besides,my beautiful wife would rather have me handle everything physical and not get herself involved. She's a fighter but she respects the ring you know. It's not for her.

Random Reporter
What are your thoughts about recieving a RWF World title shot on your very first night back AND that being against RWF's current world champion,Zeke. Son of Xavier X Channel a man you've vocally expressed hate towards in the past.

LL
Great,real fucking great. Listen,what I said in the past about ol' Zeke and his daddy I'll stand by till this day! I'll never give respect to those (BLEEP)ERS,they could suck a big one! As far as getting my rightful title shot at him,GOOD! It's about fucking time god damn it! You know it's funny,all I heard from the media so far is how my so called peers in this sport of wrestling have bitched and whined about me,yours truly,getting this title shot. I've heard nothing but greehorn and he hasn't payed his dues. Well FUCK dues! Last season The Latin Lover was promised by a man,a man called Benny Labenze,that he would get the respect that he deserved. You wanna know what happened? This idiot Labenze went and almost ruined a couple of guys career,INCLUDING my own! You know,there wasn't ANYTHING "Sensual" about this bozo! When ever "The Mavericks" stepped through the curtains it was ME who got the most cheers! The ladies loved the Latin Lover,you can re-check them tapes people!

Random Reporter
And what about your old stable mates? What is your current relationship with them?

LL
Oh,the guys. Well,no hard feelings fellahs but it's kill or be killed in this business. We are STILL cool,don't get me wrong. This is between me and Bernard,no one else. Ken Wild,Shay,I wish you both the best. Let me state right now that I'll be starting my own stable soon. After I defeat Zeke and get MY BELT I'll make the pamphlets and name the stable. Right now I've got a couple of names I'm running by my wife and I'll see what she likes and I'll go the opposite route! Heh heh,I'm sorry honey that's just a intsy-wintsy joke. AHEM! But yeah,I'll do just that when I come around to it.

Random Female Reporter
Latin Lover,is it true that you and The Pig-Latin Lover have some relation? I've heard rumours about a possible kin-ship. Perhaps the two of you are cousins?

LL
Lady,are you talking out your ass or does your breath ALWAYS smell like shit? Honey listen,there AINT no relation. END OF STORY! Next fucking question...

Random Reporter
Have you viewed the current roster? If so,what are your thoughts about your competition?

LL
Competition,WHAT competition? Yeah,I've seen the names...so what?!!! There isn't a man out there with the COHONES to take me out to the ballgame! RWF is lucky they didn't sign me to ANY title matches last season. Wanna know why? Because! They knew about me,I know it! I know some information leaked about me and my mean-streak and RWF didn't have the guts to give me what I worked hard for week in and week out! But now they've seen the error of their ways,they know "what's up" now. I'm gonna fucking bite ZEKE's face off!

Random Female Reporter
Ofcoarse you know Latin Lover that in your match next tuesday there WILL BE a special guest referee. The referee is rumoured to be none other than RWF's new president. Your thoughts...

LL
Honey,listen. It doesn't matter,okay. The new prez can do whatever he wants,okay. The Latin Lover at the ripe ol age of venty seis is the wave of the future! I'm gonna send Zeke back to the farm with his daddy. You see,RWF has assured me that I'll be getting my new shirts shortly and I've stated I'll have them made from nothing BUT cotton. You see what I'm saying honey? Even though our boy will be out of wrestling after the beating I'll give him he won't be out of a job. Someone needs to pick the cotton,know what I mean? Don't get me wrong though,I love the (BLEEP)CK bastard. But a jobs a job,you know.

Random Reporter
As an african american I find your comments to be rude and rascist! I...

LL
As a dominant figure in the world of wrestling I find Zeke's kind to be offensive! And I'm not talking about his creed,mind you! I'm talking about the mans heart,his determination! Week in and week out I was told to bend over backwards for this man. I was told,watch what he does and you'll be "as great" as him someday? Yeah? Well FUCK YOU to all them high-brows who said eliminate yourself within this time period! I find THAT offensive,I play second fiddle to no one! And I couldn't care less of what I've heard Labenze fans say! I NEVER played second fiddle to that man! If anything,I carried that squad! NO,I DID carry "The Mavericks"! Even without titles or gold or whatever I still remained thee most popular of the group! And now it's time for me to take the helm and carry RWF into the new promised land of Latino Reign! After I win MY title next tuesday I'll gladly assend the thrown and spit at everything set before me! And I'll do it...for ALL the little guys who got nothing BUT the cold shoulder from the writtings and bookings committee! The Latin Lover is here and guess what? "You KNOW YOU Want It"! I'm Through!!

~ The crowd is heard hissing and booing Double L as he gets up and poses for the flash bulbs NOT going off. He grabs a bottle of water that has been sitting on the table and walks out the picture as the scene fades out. ~



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