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Date Posted: 23:07:36 03/26/03 Wed
Author: President - Xavier "X" Channel
Subject: I guess you want to know why...

(The presidential office looks much different then it did last season with GAP running the show. X is pimped out nicely. He's dressed in a well put together three piece suit. He stands next to his desk, which looks a little more like a bar. There's a fish tank inside and the outter edge is luminated with a blue neon light. He's holding a phone to his ear and speaking to someone on the other end.)

X - Yeah yeah I know I pissed off the fans, but I can't say I really care... you think I owe them what?? An explaination?? I don't think I owe them jack shit... but... ah ok ok. I'll do it. I gotta go I'm gonna head down to the press room. Later.

(X hangs up the phone and heads out to the press room. As he passes Candy, he signals her to follow him. She does so and grabs a pencil and notebook on the way out. They head to the promo room and step inside. The crew, who had been slacking off, jump at the site of the new president. X pretends not to see anything and Candi takes a seat next to the camera. X stands ready and counts down. The crew is hurrying to make sure they are rolling by the time X gets to zero. They finally do get ready at the count of one. The cameras begin to roll.)

Why X? Why'd you do it? Isn't that what all you f***in sheep are asking huh? I'll tell you why, that little punk was a nothing. He wasn't worth the dogs**t I scraped off my shoe this afternoon. Talk about a god damn mirror image. Well, he tried his best to be. Zeke, my son?? I still don't believe that crap for a second. His mother was a lying whore, that's why I dumped her ass in the first place. Let's just say, for arguement's sake, that he is my son. If he is, he got everything he has from his disease ridden mother. The boy couldn't wrestle, couldn't talk and the only reason the little bastard got the title was because this place is overrun with people who have no clue how to do things in the ring. Let's see... an 87 year old cab driver, a terrorist moron, a porn star moron with an anger problem, "The son of the devil"... I mean COME ON!! Give me a break!! The little bitch's best competition was a clone himself. Listen to me, I tangled with the REAL Patient, JFK jr and that little s*** here last season was nothing compared to him. So to answer your questions... I did it because I gave him everything I could knowing he wasn't my son and in return all he did was try to be me and all you people did was cheer him on for it. So f*** him and f*** you. I'm running the show now and I'll do whatever I want.

Now... Latin Lover. I handed you that belt because I thought you'd be a cooperative champion. I guess I judged wrong. Now, I'm throwing you to the man who knocked you on your ass last night. Good luck loverboy, you're gonna need it.

As for the rest of you, if you have any questions about who you're fighting and why... DEAL WITH IT!! I'm out.

(X steps away without his catchphrase as the cameras cut out. He turns to Candi who waits for him at the door.)

Get me ShowWood...

(He walks out the door, leaving Candi with a shocked look on her face.)

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