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Date Posted: 03:59:25 03/27/03 Thu
Author: The Latin Lover
Subject: You Can Hate Me Now (Read Me I'm Better)
In reply to: The Latin Lover 's message, "You Can Hate Me Now" on 03:57:48 03/27/03 Thu

~ The scene fades in on RWF's NEW Worlds Champion,The Latin Lover and by his side is none other than the first lady herself,Heidi Lover. Double L is wearing a wonderfully made "You Know You Want It" T-Shirt gloriously made by some children in some far off country. Heidi is dressed in a stunning looking pink dress,her hair is beautifully curled,looking very sexy. As a matter of fact,let's run a picture of her right now! ~



~ Okay,so her hair isn't curled! I may be blind you know? But she is gorgeous..man if I could..AHEM! All right..with a tap-kiss on her cheek and a smile on his face,Double L,YOUR champion,begins talking into the microphone which is passed to him by a hand coming from the left side of the screen. Let's begin this adventure shall we? ~

The Latin Lover
Two years ago,I,The Latin Lover,was asked to come down to Juno to do a bit of training to see if I had the "right stuff" to join this wonderful organization. I was green back then,sporting pink ofcoarse CUZ you know that's what I'm pushing. (winks at Heidi) I stayed in this city for about two weeks before Robo Wrestling decide that they didn't or wouldn't be needing my services. It was a sad time,boy was it a sad time. After all that hard work..after all that time spent in this city..training..posing for pictures..talking to the higher ups..giving insight..looking good..the bastards told me "I Wasn't Good Enough". They said "I Needed More Time in The Ring". Well you know what? I proved them wrong! I took my sorry ass over to California and joined the IUWF and became the big star that I and Heidi and my mom and my dad and my two sisters and one brother THOUGHT I was. You see,RWF didn't appreciate my skill...I don't know why or how but they did..and boy did I prove them wrong.

~ Double L kisses Heidi on the lips,pationately. He then looks into the camera with that Double L focus you've come to love to hate. ~

LL
I came back..I came back and tried out once again. Like the man that I am,as big a heart as I got,I gave them a second chance. Jesus forgave those who caused him harm and hurt,and I've done the same. RWF,thank you. Thank you so much..I owe you everything I've got. But you see,before joining RWF I had made one minor pit-stop in another fed. There,a good friend of mine taught me what it was to be a true hero. A true,how do you say,"Man"? Once again I found fame,glory,power and RESPECT outside of RWF. And that's about the time I ran into a man whom goes by the name Xavier X Channel...

...X,it pains me deeply to see how you treated your own son this past week,but I thank you. I always said,Zeke was nothing and he'll remain nothing,and I'm glad I've found someone on this planet who thinks the same. People,titles don't mean shit,it's THIS right here! (Heart) I've got TONS of this,always have and always will. Don't get me wrong though Mr.Channel,I still hate you. I hate you more NOW than I did back then. You wanna know why? Because...Because you've turned EVERYONE in this biz against me! That's right! You see this title right here? (someone passes LL the RWF Worlds title) I could have won this ALL ON MY OWN! But no...You had to go and RUIN it for me didn't yah? ...sigh...

X,I forgive you. Zeke,I forgive you too. Bernard Labenze,I forgive you. Shay,I forgive you too buddy. I forgive ALL THOSE FANS out there who boo'd me and called me names,you are ALL forgiven. I even forgive BitchKrieg Bitch Von Bitch for calling me a paper champion. Boy...Stay in your place okay. As much as I would love to take you on that offer you've made to the cockroaches in the back I believe I'm gonna let that one sit. And that SHIT you said about X Channel being the "greatest" traditional champion,uh uh. That's not true...I know it...They know it...And now YOU know it! The man is a chimp people,live with it! His son is a chimp and his momma was that big monkey who drunk all that orange juice! FUCK THEM! THIS belongs and belonged to me,now then and FOREVER!

Heidi
Baby,that's not a nice thing to say. Apologize!

LL
NO! Heidi I love you,from the bottom of my heart ALL the way to GODS heavens I love you but the facts are right there on tape. I'm not the paper champ,no. ZEKE,HE'S the paper champ! Truth be told people he only defended his,MY,title against his own friends. I got my shot and now I've got it! THIS!! MINES!! EAT IT!

Heidi
Calm down Ruben!

LL
Baby I AM CALM! And usually after the calm comes the storm,that is why I'm going to sending you home to your mothers. I can't have you running around Jono with all this bad blood in the air. People might..gulp..Try and get you just to get to me. I'm not gonna have that,I don't know what I'll do if I found out you was hurt in some way.

Heidi
That's all right Honey. I'll go along with your wishes.

LL
You're a very understanding person baby and that's why I love you so so much. (kisses her) Okay,I'm gonna go along with this alone for the rest of the way. Thanks for being here supporting me baby.

Heidi
Anything...

~ YO! I'm talking some serious sexual mojo or whatever is happening here! Double L again pationately kisses his woman before she walks out the picture. With his lips stained in pink lip gloss,Double L continues his speech addressed towards ALL RWF personnel. ~

LL
Okay,now the real fire begins. AHEM! So..."I suck dicks" huh? "I'm a flaming homo" huh? Dude,two and a half words for yah! "Get Off It"! YOUR "main" competition is NOT trying to catch a woodie while watching ME wrestle in the ring! I'M the motherfucking BEST thing to ever happen to this god damn company! But no...YOU wanna take my "win" away from me? But it's okay you know...because..I know..."You Want It"!

Shay my main man,"You Want It" too. And that's NOT in a bad way,mind you. I got nothing BUT respect for you homeboy,we still cool. I'm gonna be the big man here and wish you nothing but luck in your up and coming match against Kave Blackwell. Beat him and earn your title shot man. Not against me ofcoarse,we homeboys! (smiles) And homeboys don't find homeboys! And speaking of homeboys I've heard I gotta fight one this coming Tuesday night. He's the LEAST of my concerns right now,but I do have to admit something though,He's got "some flair! Spade,lemme tell you something okay. I'm not Mexican,get it right. I'm Puerto Rican,but "it's all good". Stereo-Types I can handle..SHIT! But you are right about one thing,okay,several things. I do have an afinity (don't know spelling) for Mexican food. And I do got a fat ride,hehehehe. Heidi isn't bad,she is gorgeous. Maybe you'll meet her one day? I highly doubt it though..CUZ if I ever caught your black ass "rappin" to my woman I'll fucking knock the idea for any other black made inventions out your face! No disrespect intended mah nigga,but I gotta protect what I got nah mean? And it's cool you don't dig on fighting mid-card guys..(laughs)..I've got a place in my heart for them. BUT..In due time no..hehehe..in due time. (smiles) Hey,I'm down with the brown you know? (peace sign time)

RWF,I'm your new champion now. I'd like to say "I Feel The Love Tonight" but I'd only be lying to myself. You guys don't respect me,but I forgive you. When I return I'll have more juicy news for you muchachos and ONE BIG SURPRISE! I hope you'll enjoy it..I know I have. Guys,CUT! That's a wrap...

~ The Latin Lover winks and blows a kiss towards the camera. The scene follows suit and fades out slowly. ~



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