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Date Posted: 07:59:45 03/28/03 Fri
Author: "Blitzkrieg" Brian Von Braun
Subject: Shock Without the Awe

The TV in the RWF's first class workout facility is always glued to the Robo Wrestling Channel, giving the wrestlers the latest news and promos while they keep in competition shape. Brian Von Braun is busting out his third set of squats when Latin Lover's press conference airs. Brian sets the weights back up on the rack and walks over to the TV to watch. He chuckles as LL introduces his stablemates.

He can't be serious.

But then the unexpected happens... They show their shirts underneath and reveal their true alliance. Brian is flabbergasted.

MCW?!?! MCW?!?!? What the hell?

After the unexpected comes the unthinkable. Latin Lover spraypaints his initials and the letters MCW on the World Title.

BLASPHEMY!!! Oh my GOD how could he do that? MCW sucks! Calm down Brian... What are you going to do about this?

YOU DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!

Brian turns around to discover the source of the screaming as none other than Captain Japan, proudly sporting his MCW shirt. He's in a fighting stance, waiting for Brain to attack him.

YOU JUST ROOKIE! YOU NEVER GET SHOT AT WORLD TITLE! EVEN IF YOU DID, NO CHANCE YOU BEAT LATIN LOVA!

You shouldn't even be talking to me turncoat! You're lucky I don't wad you up into a ball and throw you into the trash can!

Brian slowly walks towards the Capt. as he talks, making him back up.

YOU NO COME ANY CLOSA! I LAY SMACK DOWN ON YOU!

I know why you joined him. You think that if you join up with all the other jobbers and follow the World Champion that you can somehow be a mid-carder. I've got bad news for you though Captain. You're 5'2". You're never going to be a mid-carder. The RWF pays your bills. This company puts a roof over your head, food in your stomach and clothes on your back. How can you turn your back on the company that takes care of you?

I NO CARE ABOUT THAT! LATIN LOVER SAY I GET MAAAAAAAAD PUSSY IF I HANG WITH HIM! I NOT BEEN LAID SINCE 1983!

That sounds like a personal problem... Look, I have to finish my workout, is there something else you need?

I COME HERE TO TAKE YOU OUT! LATIN LOVA SAY YOU PROBLEM THAT NEED SOLVED! I SOLVE YOU! KIIIIIAAAAIIIII!!!!!

Captain Japan rushes Brian, who merely sidesteps and watches the Capt. run into a pec-deck. The Captain is about to fall to the floor when Brian picks him up and dumps him head first into a trashcan. The muffled sound of Japanese curses come from the can as Captain Japan's legs flail around. Brian just smirks as he goes back to his workout.

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