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Date Posted: 16:53:36 03/28/03 Fri
Author: The Latin Lover
Subject: Phonecall From One of My Fans

~ The scene fades in on Ol' Double L wearing a Latin Lover apron and gloves,dusting here and there without a care in the world. Having sent Captain Japan on a small chore,Latin Lover awaits for him to return to the hotel and hopefully bring good news. As The Latin Lover dusts the telephone,he is startled by it as it begins ringing. ~

The Latin Lover
I wonder who THAT could be?

~ The Latin Lover smiles as he lifts the reciever from the base and says. ~

LL
Hello,world champion Latin Lover speaking. Who's this?

???
I'm coming for you Latin Lover...(heavy breathing)

~ The Latin Lover pulls the phone away from his face,he looks at IT then towards the camera before talking into it. ~

LL
Excuse me...Who is this?

???
I'm the man who's going to stop this little MCW invasion you're planning. I'm the man who's going to end your world title reign...

LL
Obviously boy you don't know who you're fucking with! I'm a comodity,I'm a fucking institution for crying out loud!

???
Don't worry about it,you'll be in one after I'm done with you...

LL
Listen spunky...I don't know who you are so why don't you give me your name. I'll be more than glad to send one of my boys to help you out with this little problem you've got!

???
I don't have the problem Latin Lover..YOU'RE the one with the problem!

LL
NO NO junior I don't got one! YOU DO! And it's called breathing! Jesus man I can smell your breath right through the phone!

???
Joke all you want Double L,truth be told the final one will be layed upon you! Much like the squad you have the audacity to call a stable...Bunch of jobbers is more like it!

LL
Dude,you're just jealous that I got a mob of guys whom work hard and give 101% to this business! These men ARE NOT jobber,they are THE BEST RWF has to offer! I suggest you show some RESPECT and bow down to the kings!

???
You're a complete joke! You've been one ever since you've arrived and you'll always be one! No one takes you serious Double L,NO ONE! And that's why we can't have someone like you running around defacing our world title! And not only that,but also bringing MCW into this picture. MCW,much like yourself,has been a run-down piece of shit organization not worth wrestling in! MCW is a curse layed upon this business and it will soon go under,mark my words. And you will too...

LL
Mystery guy...Whomever you are. Kave,Cabbie,Benny Labenze,if you're disguising your voice and trying to intimidate me,it's not working! The only things that IS working is the little device you're punk ass is using! You think you're the man? Then come and TRY and take my world title!

???
Try definitely,and SUCCEED!

LL
Good...I'll be waiting...

???
As soon as I destroy my next opponent,you're next on my hit list!

LL
GOOD! You're just a jobber man like everyone else here in this organization!

???
Latin Lover...heh heh heh...a BIGGER jobber! None the likes this planet have ever seen!!

LL
You make me laugh dude,but its ok. I don't expect any love from you idiots in the locker room and when I meet you I'm gonna tear you a new one when I get you in the ring!!

???
Yeah right,maybe in one of your jerk off fantasies? But in reality,you're gonna lose to me just like the jobber you are!!

LL
Listen Spunky,why don't you give someone who cares a ring ok? Get X Chimp on the line and beg him for a world title shot,I'm sure he'll give you one considering I STILL hate his ass even though he helped me win...somewhat...I'm RWF's finest and brightest superstar I'll have you know!

???
Boast all you want Lover,prepare yourself for heartbreak though. I'm going to STRIP you of your title and send you packing BACK to MCW..with all the other rejects. Perhaps there you can lead the rest of the rejects into the promised land? I highly doubt it though.

LL
...reject...REJECTS?!!! Buddy I'll have you know that I'm THEE HOTTEST thing in wrestling right now! I...

~ The person on the other line hangs up. ~

LL
What a jerk...

*** Ding Dong Doorbell ***

LL
OOH! Maybe that's him!

~ Double L runs while taking off the apron. He opens the closet door and pulls out a baseball bat. He hides it behind him as he goes to the door and opens it quickly. He pulls the bat out from behind him and cocks it back but he doesn't swing. On the other side of the door stands a dirty Captain Japan with a couple of bumps on his head. ~

Captain Japan
Imma sorry Latin Lova...I fail you! Braun is smarter than I thought...

LL
Fuck...Come on in then man. Listen...Did you notice anyone following you?

Captain Japan
I see many people but no one followed...

LL
Good good...Shit man what happened to you?

~ The scene fades out as Cap. Japan sits on the sofa and explains what happened to him. ~



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