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Date Posted: 01:16:04 03/30/03 Sun
Author: The Latin Lover
Subject: Delegating Orders of Destruction

~ The scene fades in on The Latin Lover grooming his goa-tee while looking into the mirror. Hustling around in the background are the members of RWF's elite and powerful force,THE MID-CARDERS!!! ~

Latin Lover
Guys guys,stop moving around back there so much! I'm trying to shave here!

Death Warrior
But sir,we are preparing for an all out war against RWF.

Unknown Jobber
Yeah! I thought you told us to...

LL
Listen...I didn't ask you guys to jump around like a bunch of frogs with their asses on fire. I asked you to do some lock-ups,you know? Get a feel for escaping cuz' boy...I think we gone do a TON of that!

Captain Japan
No BOSS! Captain Japan nevah run! I stay focus and get job done!

LL
Yeah yeah I know man. Listen,I'm gonna need you guys to do something else for me. Rainbow,why don't you go get me some flowers? I wanna send my wife a gift...

Rainbow Brite
Sure thing handsome!

LL
...gross...U J,come here please...

U.J. otherwise known as The Unknown Jobber
Yes bosth?

LL
Why don't you go down and call the limo up. Have them meet us in front in about 40 minutes flat!

U.J.
Yeth Bosth...

LL
Sometimes I don't know what he's saying...CAPTAIN!

Cap.Japan
Yes Boss?!!!

LL
How are you feeling today captain?

Cap.Japan
I feeling wonderfull sir,thank you!

LL
Good...Listen...Take Death Warrior with you and work over Tyrone Walker some. While you're at it...Work ANYONE you see running around in the back over. Feel free to have fun boys...Remember. You can't fail this mission or...

Cap.Japan
No food you give us...I know sir...

LL
Good good...Now Death Warrior run along now with the captain. Have fun guys...

~ Nothing but groans are heard as they leave the hotel suite. ~

LL
What a great bunch of...Pig! Pig-Latin man come on over here good buddy!

Pig-Latin Lover
...

LL
Don't bother saying ANYTHING man just go out and do something!

PLL
...(leaves)

LL
Man...The first thing I'm doing after I tear this company down is have these guys get some speech classes. Jeez Lou-eez!

~ Double L grabs a towel and begins wipping away the shaving cream. The scene fades out as he stares into the void that is the mirror. ~



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