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Date Posted: 09:59:42 03/30/03 Sun
Author: "Blitzkrieg" Brian Von Braun
Subject: An Indecent Proposal Part 2

The composition of Brian's dinner plate is a prime example of perfection in diet. He takes his time, slowly and completely chewing his steak before swallowing each bite. As he looks around Ed's Diner, he notices that a lot of people are looking at him. When he returns the look, they either turn away or wave. All of the looks are expressions of awe. "Being the Traditional Champ has it's perks," Brian thinks to himself. Brian's dinner is rudely interrupted by Paco, who appears almost out of nowhere and slides into the booth across from Brian.

Oh no... Not you again. What did I tell you earlier?

I know you said no, but I've got a better deal for you esse.

I don't want to hear it. Now I'm gonna pay for my food, and then I'm gonna go home, and you'd better go the opposite way.

Brian reaches into his back pocket for his wallet, but it's not there. Paco tries as hard as he can to keep a straight face as his eyes wander out the window.

That's funny, I know I didn't leave my wallet at home. Hey Paco, you didn't happen to find a wallet did you?

Um, no man... Only wallet I got is my own.

You wouldn't mind paying for my meal would you?

You'll do the job?

I'm still thinking about it. Paying for my dinner would be a gesture of good faith.

You got it man!

Paco pays the check and both men file out of the diner. They walk down the block, and when they get close to an alley, Brian springs into action. He grabs Paco by the shirt and yanks him into an alley, then shoves him into the wall. Face to face with an angry and much bigger Brian Von Braun, Paco looks like he's about to cry.

You can stop lying to me right now Paco. Where's my wallet?

I don't know what you talkin' about man, I...

Brian increases the pressure of his hold.

I really don't want to have to hurt you.

Okay, okay! I got it right here.

Paco produces Brian's wallet and hands it to him. Brian lets go of Paco and grabs the wallet.

All of my money is in here?

Well I used some to buy lunch and a few beers today, but the rest is there, I swear!

I wanted to talk to Ken about this, but you know something? There's nothing to talk about. These are some petty tactics he's using, and it stinks of desperation. There's no need to talk to Ken now, because everything I need to say to him, I'm going to say to him in the ring on Tuesday. You just tell him that if he thought his loss to me last time was devastating, this upcoming match is going to make that seem like a pleasant dream. Now GET OUT OF HERE!

Paco bolts out of the alley and down the street as Brian checks his wallet to make sure everything is still there.

What a disgrace.

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