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Date Posted: 18:39:24 03/13/03 Thu
Author: The Latin Lover
Subject: Love Never Dies

~ The scene fades in on The Latin Lover sitting in his favorite chair,in his favorite mansion,in his favorite state. Ok,it's not a state yet but it'll be one day. Double L is enjoying re-runs of "The Cam From Outer Space" he specially has broadcasted to his mansion cable television set. He's really enjoying the show up until the phone bengins ringing. ~

Latin Lover : Oh who the fuck could that be?!!!

~ Double L picks up the phone and begins screaming into it. ~

Latin Lover : God damn it you cock sucking piece of shit you better have a good excuse for calling me during my god damn television program!

~ On the other side of the line is none other than Mike Collins,new owner of the Robo Wrestling Federation. ~

Collins : Pardon if I'm intruding on anything Double L but I've called on business.

LL : What business is that?

Collins : You see,I've purchased RWF and I thought I'd make a great aquisition by having you join once again. You've made a nice impression on the previous owners and I believe you can re-aquire that "greatness" you were always pontificating about.

LL : Let me tell you something Mr. Mike Collins! What the fuck do you take me for? Some bullshitting asshole who sits on his fuckin' thumbs and does nothing to improve sales,shows or whatever it is that helps you assholes in getting more money?!!! I've done my time man,and I'm through with it!

Collins : Then I guess that's a no huh? Well,thanks for your time Mr. Lover. Please keep in touch if...

LL : WAIT WAIT WAIT Collins old boy! I may have said I've done my time but I never said that I'm through with wrestling all together!

Collins : Is this some sort of joke Mr. Lover? You just stated that you're through with it! What's that supposed to mean anyhow? What are you telling me?

LL : I'm telling you that I won't return UNLESS some requirements are met!

Collins : Playing hardball I see? Well Mr. Lover,what is it you have in mind?

LL : God damn it Collins don't you fuck with me again! I'll tell you what I want from you! First of all,I want my own hot tub in my dessing room! SECOND! I want a rubber ducky for said hot tub,one named..named..Squeaky! Fail to comply with my demands and I'll take a giant shit on your WHOLE organization!

~ Mike Collins is heard chuckling in the background but Double L is none the wiser. ~

Collins : I see you're stern in your decision. I'll have everything ready for your accomidation.

LL : God damn it Collins I'm not done yet! ICE CREAM! I want ice cream ready for me at every show! If I don't have my ice cream I'll take my knife to ANYONE who's closest to me at the moment! Everyone except my wife ofcoarse!

Collins : Oh congratulations Mr. Lover. I see you married your long time girlfriend and manager Heidi.

LL : That's right papa,we is one now! Oh,and she might need some things too so don't get all comfortable and shit! OH! And I want pink shirts mass produced on the double! I want them having my gorgeous face in the front and my catch-phrase in the back! I want it saying "You Know You Want It",don't fuck this up!

Collins : Yes Mr. Lover (chuckles) I'll have those ready as soon as possible. Anything else?

LL : Nah man that's it,I'm done for now.

Collins : Very well then. I'll take it that you'll fly into Jono as soon as you're ready. I'll book a match for you then. Is that all right with you?

LL : Yeah yeah man,whatever! Hang up already!

Collins : Thank you for your time Mr. Lover. Have a good day and welcome back.

~ Mike Collins hangs up the phone before Double L Says. ~

LL : Yeah yeah up yours too.

~ Double L flashes a smile and then shuts down the television set. ~

LL : Baby,pack your bags! We're back baby!

~ Heidi comes down the steps wearing a beautiful pink gown reminiscent of cinderella if she wore a pink gown. She smiles and asks her man. ~

Heidi : Yes Ruben,what was that?

LL : Mike Collins just called. He said he wants the love BACK! Back...in RWF!

Heidi : Congratulations baby,I'm so proud of you. I hope you were nice to him.

LL : Yes baby ofcoarse. You know I've got good manners.

~ Double L smiles and gets up from his seat. The scene fades out as he walks over to his woman to plant a kiss on her lips. ~

OOC : Sorry about the last post. It was a test I was running but it didn't work.

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