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Subject: :: I lurbs my daddy-doo! ::


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Bleidd
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Date Posted: 23:04:30 08/08/03 Fri
In reply to: Courtney 's message, "·Ψ·Damb·Ψ·" on 23:00:45 08/08/03 Fri
 *grinning proudly, he took a deep breath before reciting the poem he heard down in the warehouse*

There was this lady who had a husband and he farted lots and lots. See. This lady. She was a butcher-lady and she told him that if he kept fartin that he would fart his guts out. But he didn't stop. So one day, she stuck pig guts in his pants and when went to the potty and farted, he saw the pig guts there. Afters, he left and acted normal. Well, the lady asks him if he farted his guts out yet and he said that he did but being smart, he just pushed them back inside.
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