COMPUTER TROUBLE (Sonnet, Iambic Pentameter) -- Nodge's Poetry

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Date Posted: 18:42:11 02/13/04 Fri
Author: Matt
Author Host/IP: dhcp024-208-224-096.twmi.rr.com / 24.208.224.96
Subject: COMPUTER TROUBLE (Sonnet, Iambic Pentameter)

Melvin went out to the computer store,
He needed help with his calculations,
He laid the computer out on his floor,
And found instructions full of frustrations.
He called the company to get some help,
The nice man on the phone would try his best,
But after pulling hair out of his scalp,
He told Melvin to run some other tests.
On every single cord he pulled and tugged,
He got so mad that he began to shout,
The helper asked if the main cord was plugged,
"What difference would that make, the powers out?"
The helper said just pack it in the box,
It's obvious your head is full of rocks.

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