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Date Posted: 18:58:51 01/15/03 Wed
Author: Star X.
Subject: Well, in that case... You're in for a world of pain. ^_^
In reply to: Iggy! 's message, "Yes, I meant Hectate." on 17:32:59 01/15/03 Wed

(While Iggy was performing Wall and Reflect, Star wasn't letting the grass grow under her feet...) Indeed, Star never was one to let the grass grow under her feet, especially while in a battle. ^The nice thing about Trine reflected,^ Star thought, ^Is that the pyramid reverses, so you're safe as long as you're inside...^

Using her enhanced speed, Star jumped into the middle of the lightning-pyramid and pulled out two orbs, a cerulean blue and another scarlet red, all the while bowing her head and summoning a power that resided in her. ^Cerberus...^ she called into the void, ^Cerberus, lend me the power!^
With that, Star's head snapped up, and the two orbs she held flared into life. Holding the glowing spheres together, Star shouted, "Come, King of Bahamuts! From behind the moon to protect life, I summon thee... BAHAMUT ZERO!"

The air directly behind Iggy (who is blissfully unaware of all but his defense spells) shimmers, and Bahamut ZERO appears. But then, due to the effects of Star's blue materia (which just *happened* to be Quadra Magic), Bahamut ZERO shimmers once again... and there are FOUR Bahamut ZEROS behind Iggy. Just when one might think it's over, the Bahamuts shimmer AGAIN! Where there were four, there are now TWELVE Bahamut ZEROS! But wait, this fun isn't over yet! Due to the fact that Cerebus cast both Triple AND Double on Star, the twelve Bahamut Zeros shimmer one last time... for a total of TWENTY-FOUR BAHAMUT ZEROS IN A RING BEHIND IGGY! MY GOD!

So, as Iggy ran around the barrier he had erected, with the intent to strike Star while her guard was down, he was in for an unpleasant suprise...

"Suprise, Iggy-san," Star said, sarcastically. "Don't think for a second that I don't know one of your weaknesses."

What the one mage saw, shocked him like little could: twenty-four Kings of Bahamuts, Tetra-flares at the ready, smiling maliciously at him. Iggy suddenly wondered if he had his life insurance paid up...

"No time for second thoughts, Iggy... This is it." With a malicious smile that exactly matched those on the Bahamut Zeros, she said a single word: "Fire."

As Iggy saw orange, firey death heading for him, he simply thought, ^I'm sorry, Mandi-chan...^

*a few minutes later*

�Geez, when he wanted to go down in a blaze of glory, I don�t think this is what he meant...� Star muttered, nudging his charred corpse with her foot. Ah, well. The duel can�t be over yet, I haven�t had enough fun!� With that, Star jumped backwards about fifty feet and held up a large green orb. �LIFE2!�

A healing, green glow appeared over Iggy�s lifeless body and slowly reversed all of the damage, finally bringing him back to the land of the living. �Wha... Hunh... Where am I?� he asked, confused.

Star laughed maliciously, �Hell. And I�m your personal demon.� With that, she held up the largest scarlet orb ever seen, and shouted, �Legendary figures of lore! I call on thee, lend me thy spear, thy magic, thy mace, and thy sword. Let King Arthur live again, KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND!� She flashed and evil smile at Iggy before fading out, and said, �D�j� vu?�

�Mother...� was all Iggy could whisper, as death�s cold arms reached out to embrace him for the second time in five minutes...

After reviving Iggy a second time, Star asked him, �Do I win? Or do you want the custom-made tombstone J.T. Magnus has prepared for you?�

�You win,� Iggy wearily conceded, �but what custom tombstone?�

�Oh, it goes like this,� Star answered.

A. D. Curtindolph, The Great Enigma.
Here lies The Great Enigma...
Who messed with Star-chan...
She kicked his ass,
and now we ask,
'Why was he such a fool?

�Err...� Iggy sweatdropped. �I think I�ll find my own tombstone, thank you.�

I WIN! HAH! NEVER MESS WITH A XIMIAN!

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Replies:

B-)Hee hee! Well played, Hoshiko-kun. (Shakes her hand.) Chapter one, baby! (NT) -- Iggy!, 19:11:01 01/15/03 Wed
- Am I correct in assuming that you would not survive 24 Tetra-flares or Knights of the Round? -- Star S., 21:58:50 01/15/03 Wed
  - Nah, never mind the question... No one could... Unless... (NT) -- Star S. and Star X., 08:46:19 01/16/03 Thu
I expected to be the weakness, to be truthful. -- Amanda Vegita-Williams Hashiba Curtindolph, the Enigmatic, 20:54:48 01/16/03 Thu
- As I was just saying... TWO INCHES AND THEY LET YOU OUT?!?! *collapses on the ground laughing* -- Star X., 21:02:59 01/16/03 Thu
  - It's the same here. You should hear the news idiots. "When will this bitter cold end?" It's twenty-fricken'-five degrees!! That is NOT cold! It was one below in Minot today. That's cold! (NT) -- J.P. "Where's your damn global warming now, huh?" Gibb, 21:39:48 01/16/03 Thu
    - The newsies are just as bad, here, but I have to ask: when it was 25�F, what was the humidity? (NT) -- Star S., 21:48:02 01/16/03 Thu
      - Didn't see, but the wind chill was 'bout 9 or so. It was rather foggy, so I'd guess high 80's, low 90's (NT) -- J.P., 21:59:28 01/16/03 Thu
        *nods* Then, it was pretty cold. You're forgetting: humidity and cold combined is much colder and affects a person much worse than straight cold. *shrugs* But the newsies are wimps, that's a fact. (NT) -- Star S., 22:04:29 01/16/03 Thu
        Newsies and the school admin pukes. They've already started anouncing delays and cancels for tomorrow. Schiess, back in MY day...>The following is a test of the Parental Lecture/Rant System, this is only a test. Wait, I guess this is a real lecture/rant. Nevermind< ...up hill both ways! (NT) -- J.P. Gibb, 23:19:09 01/16/03 Thu
        School and parents, my opioin, but more than likly correct in most cases: They don't know what the Hell they're doing. -- Amanda Vegita-Williams Hashiba Curtindolph, the Enigmatic, 19:53:36 01/18/03 Sat
  - I know. It was the stupidest thing I have ever heard of. The minute it hit the asphalt, it melted. I should know, I spent fourty-five minutes watching it on the trip home. Fourty five minutes I could have spent in Cosmotology! (NT) -- Amanda Vegita-Williams Hashiba Curtindolph, the Enigmatic, 19:37:05 01/18/03 Sat
    - Now, I have a question. Do you mean cosmotology, as of the study of cosmetics/hair styles/that sort of thing, or cosmology, the study of the cosmos as relates to astrology? (NT) -- Star S., 12:40:34 01/19/03 Sun
      - Hair and make-up. Can't spell the class worth a damn. (NT) -- Amanda Vegita-Williams Hashiba Curtindolph, the Enigmatic, 20:16:13 01/20/03 Mon
        *shrugs* Should have figured. After all, what public school would actually teach Cosmology during school hours? (NT) -- Star S., 20:51:01 01/20/03 Mon
- LISTEN, 'CLEOPATRA', I USED UP TOO DAMN MUCH MP ON THOSE PLOT CONTRIVANCE SPELLS TO DEAL WITH YOUR COMPLAINING! (NT) -- J. T. Magnus, 21:13:05 01/16/03 Thu
  - What? I don't understand, and why is everyone calling me 'Cleo'? I know I look like Cleopatra VII when I get the make-up on, but why are you calling me that? (NT) -- Amanda Vegita-Williams Hashiba Curtindolph, the Enigmatic, 19:41:08 01/18/03 Sat
    - *Blinks* What do you mean Cleo? Cleo's your name. Hey, Star! Cleo wants to know why we're calling her Cleo! (NT) -- J. T., 19:29:15 01/19/03 Sun
      - What? Your name ISN'T Cleo, Cleo? (NT) -- Star S., 19:52:47 01/19/03 Sun
        That's what I'm saying. I'm SURE her name is Cleo. (NT) -- J. T., 20:39:34 01/19/03 Sun
        So'm I... (NT) -- Star S., 20:45:01 01/19/03 Sun
        Oo.I'm lost... (NT) -- Amanda Vegita-Williams Hashiba Curtindolph, the Enigmatic, 21:01:39 01/22/03 Wed
        And what part of that is supposed to surprise us, Cleo? (NT) -- J. T., 12:14:15 01/23/03 Thu
        I know this is late, but... (Beat.) Leave Cleo-chan alone, J.T.! (NT) -- Iggy!, 11:35:24 02/06/03 Thu
        ~~She's Cleopatra, She's the queen of De Nial! (The Nile/Denial)~~ (NT) -- J. T., 15:37:45 02/06/03 Thu
        What am I dinying? (I know that's spelled wrong, don't bug me) (NT) -- Amanda Vegita-Williams Hashiba Curtindolph, 20:32:54 02/11/03 Tue
        >:)(psst... It's 'denying', by the way...) What are you denying? Isn't it obvious, Cleo? Staring you in the face, even? (NT) -- Star S., 22:36:08 02/11/03 Tue
        That infomation is the property of two people. "One is me. The other is not you." (NT) -- J. T., 16:35:08 02/13/03 Thu
        Very well put... ^_^ (NT) -- Star S., 16:50:00 02/13/03 Thu
        Agreed. ^_~ (NT) -- J. T., 17:21:05 02/13/03 Thu
        (Sighs) It's the Jonathan thing, isn't it? (NT) -- Amanda Vegita-Williams Hashiba Curtindolph, 20:00:57 02/23/03 Sun
        No, actually, it's not. THINK, Voyles, THINK. WHO ALL are in on this? (NT) -- J. T., 22:19:23 02/23/03 Sun
        ...If she had been thinking in the first place, this thread would have never gone on as long as it has. Which doesn't bother me in the slightest... ^_^ -- Star S., 23:41:16 02/23/03 Sun
        >:)Should I kiss her? (NT) -- J. T., 01:17:00 02/24/03 Mon
        Selm: Go ahead, although I doubt it will cause her to shut up for very long.
        Kiati: Depends on how long they kiss, Selm.
        Selm: You're right, hadn't thought about that.... (NT) -- Kiati and Selm, 09:16:43 02/24/03 Mon
        Time to see if the old record of kissing for a straight hour can be broken, Star-chan. *Starts kissing Star-chan passionately.* (NT) -- J. T., 17:53:46 02/24/03 Mon
        >:)Spike-::steps out of line and starts bashing his head against a telephone pole:: WHY...ARE...YOU...ALWAYS...IN...FRONT...OF...ME?!?! GAH! GAH! UH! UH! UNH! OW!... ::keeps banging head:: Menkin-I don't think we're ever going to let that one die... (NT) -- Spike/Menkin, 15:23:51 02/25/03 Tue
        Spike, you do know I will now have to hurt you very painfully for the implication that comment presented, do you not? (NT) -- J. T., 17:08:49 02/25/03 Tue
        B-).........................................................................No.................. -- Spike, 22:20:00 02/25/03 Tue
        (Deadpan) Target practice. (NT) -- J. T., 23:53:29 02/25/03 Tue