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Date Posted: 22:27:21 03/27/03 Thu
Author: J. T. Magnus, Author, Anime Star MSTs and Self Insertion MSTs
Subject: I'm MSTING the damn thing. ^_^
In reply to: Iggy! 's message, "(Beat.) You mean, you read the damn thing?" on 16:23:24 03/26/03 Wed

J.T.: Sound off.
[Magni Five, Online and on target.]
KAY: Magni Two, Let's do what the Decepticon said and PARTY!
SW: Unit Soundwave: active
J.T.: Magni One, As the song goes, "I'm ready if you're willing."
[Let's do it then.]
SW: Inquiry: Magni three and four?
J.T.: Jays are three and Turbos are four.

Need

J.T.(Singing): ~~When I see what I want
I'm going to take it
If it's against some law
You can bet I'll break it
My need to feed
Gives me the will to survive
I gotta find it fast
To keep me alive...~~

By A. Daniel Curtindolph

KAY/J.T.: Alex...

Completion is a driving force in the minds of many people.

J.T.: You'd best believe it, Chicagian, if I don't complete my work at school, I don't get to MST in the computer lab with my free time.

It cannot be stressed how often one feels incomplete,

KAY(Clutching his elbow): MY ARM! I'M MISSING MY ARM!
[Then use the LTD, moron!]

as though something was missing from their very psyche. That need, that unbridled desire to be whole can lead people to do many things;

J.T.: Cut themselves.
KAY: Take unnessacery risks.
[Advance a relationship beyond where it should go.]

some beneficial, most harmful, none totally healthy. Perhaps the most common form of this yearning is nymphomania, an affinity to sexual intercourse and all related activities.

J.T.: With Amanda, you should be the expert on dealing with THAT. ^_^
KAY: J.T., the guy thought he could handle it by getting her a bedside heater.
[He's screwed.]
SW: Affirmative. Meanings: multiple.

During the act of sex, two people combine into one single entity. The individuals involved move together for a common purpose. Limbs intertwine with each other.

KAY(Keno from TMNT2: Secret of the Ooze): "Gee, maybe I should write this down."
J.T.(Raphael): "I'm being punished, aren't I?!"

Thrusts in one direction are met with equal force in the opposite direction. Hearts and breaths quicken at the same rate. And all ties to the worlds beyond the deed are washed away in a sea of hormone-induced euphoria. Two become one, if only for brief moments at a time, working with one goal in mind:

[Catch Pikachu.]
SW: Defeat: Autobots.
KAY: Kill Ozma!
J.T.: Kick ass and take names so they don't miss anyone!

Physical satisfaction, and with it, the sensation of metaphysical completion.

J.T.: Nine.
KAY: "Not gonna ask, not gonna ask, not gonna ask..."

***

[Poker player): HAH! Three of a kind!]
J.T.: Here we have three of a kind and a wild card. ^_^
KAY(Ray Kowalski): "Freak!"

And so it is, that Liam DuBarre, once Liam Sato, approaches the portal

J.T.: Use the Warpgate! Use the Warpgate!
KAY: I doubt Iggy understands Transformers as we do, One.
J.T.: Who asked you, Two?
[Guys! Guys! You sound like the Waltz from Mystery Black Waltz Theater 3000!]
*The other two Magni shudder*

to his lady�s chamber. His apprehensions get the better of him for the briefest of seconds. He wonders if she can help him get over the pain.

J.T.: You know, I know a great way to get your mind off of a toothache... Kissing. ^_^
KAY: And I know that Hoshiko's going to thwap you and say you're incorragible. ^_^

He had lived with the psychological stigma of not knowing happiness or peace for almost seventeen years. Schizophrenia and depression can do that to a person, he reminds himself. But, once again, such emotions of doubt, fear, anxiety and longing had surged within his heart. They had to be squelched.

KAY: You know, we can't make any really GOOD squelching jokes without some mud.

Today was the anniversary of that day, that dreadful day, when a person of great importance to him was lost.

J.T.(Singing): I had a good friend in New York City
Never called me by my name, just hillbilly
My grandpa taught me how to live off the land
And his taught him to be a good businessman
He used to send me pictures of the broadway nights
I�d send him some of granddaddy Williams homemade muscadine wine
He was lost like so many in the terrible strife
we�re all asking God, why oh why
A tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye
That�s an old slogan we�re gonna� revive
Because America can survive
America will survive

He was lost by him, by Liam. There was nothing his friends or newfound family could do. He was forced to plunge a blade into his comrade�s chest, forced to remove him from the battle, and him, and life, and family. It wasn�t fair. And no one could understand Liam�s sorrow. They had never killed any who were close to them. How could they ever understand, or make him feel as though he were a part of something again?

J.T.: Kid, you ain't the first nor the last, so get over it.

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