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Date Posted: 19:58:13 03/07/03 Fri
Author: Amanda Vegita-Williams Hashiba Curtindolph
Subject: ? What am I?

Seriously, folks. Thanks to my assistant principal (Empahisis on the ASS), I'm having an identaty crisis.

Apparently, because I'm a student, I'm not a person. Therefore, I have no constituional rights, such as to state my opinion that the practicing for the Graduation Exam is a waste of good time.

It's not only IRL that this has come about. SF Amanda's going thorough one as well.

Amanda: What am I? I know I'm not human. How many humans grow wings when they get angry? I know I'm not an angel, I'm not pure enough. No one in my family has had this happen to them. I know I'm an Earthling, but that's about it. What am I? I'm so confused...

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VOYLES: I suggest you read Robert A. Heinlein's Starship Troopers. In the book, this form of limiting sovergin franchise collapsed and I happen to agree with Lt. Col. Dubois, "I don't see how a thirty year old moron can vote any wiser than a fifteen year old genius."
AMANDA: Maybe you're only a demi-human, half-human, half-Fallen. (Fallen Angel.) (NT) -- J. T., 20:16:34 03/07/03 Fri
- Oh, that helps so damn much! (NT) -- Amanda Vegita-Williams Hashiba Curtindolph, 20:39:01 03/09/03 Sun
  - Glad it does. ^_^ (NT) -- J. T., 15:43:50 03/11/03 Tue
It's difficult... You do have the constitutional right (as defined under the First Amendment) to say what you wish. However, the assistant principal has the right to take whatever action against you that they deem necessary as long as it is not unconstitutional. At least, that's what I'm getting out of it. -- Star S., 20:21:30 03/07/03 Fri
welcom to the system that not only gives you those kind of problems but allso punishs you for defending your self (NT) -- REBB01, 01:17:41 03/08/03 Sat
- Preach it... (NT) -- J. T., 10:30:39 03/08/03 Sat
  - I kinda figured that when I was threatened with YDC for getting punched in the eye. (NT) -- Amanda Vegita-Williams Hashiba Curtindolph, 19:50:58 03/11/03 Tue
    - If you didn't hit back, I'da LOVED to see them try. 1. What were they planning on charging you with? and 2. Judge Blaylock may be a pain, but she's no fool. (NT) -- J. T., 07:40:25 03/12/03 Wed
      - 1: Assult is my guess. 2: The kids said I started it. (NT) -- Amanda Vegita-Williams Hashiba Curtindolph, 20:43:15 03/13/03 Thu
        (Cutable sarcasm) And Shit-east doesn't have vid-cams? (NT) -- J. T., 21:14:25 03/13/03 Thu
        Not in the Vo-tech wing. (NT) -- Amanda Vegita-Williams Hashiba Curtindolph, 20:01:16 03/17/03 Mon
        Humans... (NT) -- J. T., 20:53:10 03/17/03 Mon
        >:-(The worst part of it was, Coach Long had the nerve to ask me if I had a probation officer! ME! The worst troble I've ever been in was getting suspened for that stomach ache! (NT) -- Amanda Vegita-Williams Hashiba Curtindolph, 21:03:59 03/29/03 Sat
?Hmm. Succubae are known for nymphomania, violent tempers, and being good mothers. You like sex, you get angry easily, and you're a very good mother to VJ. But you have wings... Succubae don't have wings... (NT) -- Iggy!, 14:34:20 03/08/03 Sat
- Actually, some do. http://mysite.freeserve.com/Intereo_Liberi/incubi.htm or http://mysite.freeserve.com/Intereo_Liberi/succubi.htm (NT) -- J. T., 15:29:38 03/08/03 Sat
  - B-)Like I said, I'm an Incubus. ^_^ -- Iggy!, the soul-stealing sex machine (Oh, how a long for my wedding night...), 16:31:33 03/08/03 Sat
    - Watch what you wish for Iggy, when you and Amanda get hitched, you may end up wanting that night to end. ^_^ \\/ (NT) -- DG, 17:44:10 03/08/03 Sat
      - Hm... *Pulls out a binder with a LOT of paper and USD in it.* Which one will be exhausted first on the wedding night, Amanda or Alex, the betting book is now open, PLACE YOUR BETS! ODDS ARE 3:1 IN FAVOR OF ALEX! (NT) -- J. T. Magnus, Bookie., 20:00:53 03/08/03 Sat
        Vegita: Hmm... my yearly paycheck on Daniel. That's four million dollars. (NT) -- Vegita, 20:31:57 03/09/03 Sun
        Right. *Making the appropriate notations.* Four mil at three to one... If you win you'll get twelve mil. *Hands Vegita a reciept.* Turn that in on the day after the Voyles/Curtindolph wedding to see if you've won. NEXT! (NT) -- J. T. Magnus, Bookie, 21:12:12 03/09/03 Sun
        >:)Gimme a thousand on Iggy. (IGGY!: Hey!) You accept gold coins, right? (NT) -- Liam DuBarre, who only bets on a sure thing. ^_^, 14:49:51 03/10/03 Mon
        (Sneeks up behind Liam) Uh, can I place a bet on myself? (NT) -- Iggy!, 15:05:38 03/10/03 Mon
        (DG walks up to J.T.) Uh, yeah, I was wanting to place a bet on Iggy. And I'm doing this on my free will and in no way am I placing a bet for Iggy. (Enigma stands a couple feet back and looks around and whistles) (NT) -- DG, 16:25:38 03/10/03 Mon
        *Snarls slightly.* Amount for your bet, Giver? AND for your's MR. Curtindolph?... (NT) -- J. T. Magnus, Bookie, 16:54:53 03/10/03 Mon
        $500,000 on me. *Sigh.* (NT) -- Iggy!, 14:27:19 03/12/03 Wed
        Gotcha! *Takes the money and gives a reciept.* (NT) -- J. T. Magnus, Bookie, 16:38:02 03/12/03 Wed
        *Checking his books and accepting the money.* One thou Gil, 4.5 to 1 exchange... three to one odds... *Handing Liam a reciept.* If Iggy drops you get 666.66 (No kidding) USD or three thousand gold coins. Bring the reciept in on the day after the wedding. NEXT! (NT) -- J. T. Magnus, Bookie, 16:44:41 03/10/03 Mon
        A million on me. (Everyone except Vegita and J.T. yells "WHAT?! YOU GET TIRED?!" J.T. just chuckles) WHAT?! I DO SLEEP, YA KNOW! MIGHT BE FOR JUST HALF AN HOUR, BUT I DO SLEEP! (NT) -- Amanda Vegita-Williams Hashiba Curtindolph, 19:40:02 03/11/03 Tue
        One million... 1:1 odds. You should keep it, less risk. But... *Takes money, gives reciept.* You know the drill, NEXT! (NT) -- J. T. Magnus, Bookie, 20:25:53 03/11/03 Tue
        (Shrugs) Ain't my money. Every cent I have is made by Vegi over there. Harzard pay is good... (NT) -- Amanda Vegita-Williams Hashiba Curtindolph, 20:45:27 03/13/03 Thu
        (sweatdropping) I can't believe I'm doing this... (consults a piece of paper) Um... Fifteen million Xus on Daniel from Lord Xiaxor, and thirteen million Xus on Amanda from... Lord Xiinia? (looks at her paper again) Yep, that's thirteen million Xus on Amanda from Lord Xiinia. Did you get that down? And if I'm correct, the current exchange rate between Xus and USD is 1 to 3.578... -- Star X., 08:54:06 03/12/03 Wed
        *Grabbing the books and running.* Noted, Logged, and WAIT FOR ME! (NT) -- J. T. Magnus, Bookie, 16:28:54 03/12/03 Wed
        Okay, Tay bets half of Ayeka's money, which is five billion, I think, on Iggy. She also has the Black Black Club on the line, and all but Sakyou bet twelve bil on Iggy. Sakyou bets twenty bil on me. (NT) -- Amanda Vegita-Williams Hashiba Curtindolph, 20:35:05 03/27/03 Thu
- The only reason I'm that good is the guilt trip for only hugging him twice when he was here for the Cell Saga. Aw, hell, what was I supposed to do? The fourteen year-old mother of a fourteen year-old. Sad, huh? (NT) -- Amanda Vegita-Williams Hashiba Curtindolph, 20:50:06 03/09/03 Sun
Hmmm . . . this is a quandry. Amanda, you are who you are. Forget what the assistant principal/person who ain't good enough to be a full fledged principal said. Everytime those bozos went to talk to me, I just scoffed at them. Oh, and it didn't hurt my cause that I hit the dean of students in the nuts with a padlock . . . ah, the good old high school days . . . (NT) -- Jim Ohki, man who didn't finish 5, 6, 8 or 9th grades cause he got expelled, 17:53:19 03/08/03 Sat
- Amanda, you want to know what you are, you're short tempered, a Nympho, an absolute pain in the tookus, and most importantly: You're one of us. (NT) -- J. T. Magnus, 20:03:09 03/08/03 Sat
  - (All MSTer's begin chanting) One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. (NT) -- DG, 16:14:17 03/09/03 Sun
    - "...and now, I'm scared." (NT) -- Star S., 18:45:15 03/09/03 Sun
      - "HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY!" (NT) -- J. T., 19:19:00 03/09/03 Sun
        :-)Mighy Mouse reference. How obscure. (NT) -- Iggy!, 13:23:51 03/13/03 Thu
        Nope, AnimePort #9 MST #9 of 'Pot' and 'TOAPOS' reference. It was MSTed in ASMST#24 (NT) -- J. T. Magnus, Author, Anime Star MSTs and Self Insertion MSTs, 20:36:03 03/13/03 Thu
    - *Useing his walking stick as a pivot, runs around on the faces of the perverts and DG.* None of that, what! (NT) -- J. T., 19:16:45 03/09/03 Sun
      - You do realize that I'm worse than James, right? (NT) -- Amanda Vegita-Williams Hashiba Curtindolph, 20:56:23 03/09/03 Sun
        Whatever, I'm busy booking bets here... (NT) -- J. T. Magnus, Bookie, 21:35:49 03/09/03 Sun
  - True, very true. Now, if only I could get Iggy to say that. (BOOM!) Hiei: AMANDA! YOU BLEW UP MY KURAMA STUFF! Amanda: So long as I didn't get your nude pics, I'm safe, right? Hiei: YOU DID! Amanda: (Sweatdrop, as Hiei goes demon) HELP! (NT) -- Amanda Vegita-Williams Hashiba Curtindolph, 20:54:13 03/09/03 Sun
    - Sorry, booking bets and all that... Hm... TWO TO ONE ODDS ON OVER A MILLION USD IN DAMAGE FROM THIS! (NT) -- J. T. Magnus, Bookie, 21:35:22 03/09/03 Sun
    - B-)There's nude pics of Kura-chan?! WHERE?!! I want some! (NT) -- Tayliana , 12:25:09 03/11/03 Tue
      - Dudette, that could be taken SO wrong! (NT) -- Kay "Blaze" Magnus, 15:42:20 03/11/03 Tue
    - *!*(Running away) GUYS! HE'S GOT THAT SHADOW SWORD AGAIN! YUSUKE! HELP ME! (NT) -- Amanda Vegita-Williams Hashiba Curtindolph, 19:54:25 03/11/03 Tue
      - (Tosses Hiei a thick black binder, thinks about it, and tosses a duplicate binder to Tay) There you go, I think that should replace your entire collection, Hiei. -- Star S., 08:59:31 03/12/03 Wed
        *!*I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I... AAAAHH!! What in the nine rings of HELL were YOU doing with THAT BOOK!?!? (NT) -- Iggy!, 13:34:21 03/13/03 Thu
        What, the binder that more than replaces Hiei's collection? There's two ways I could answer this; I could state that there is a perfectly innocent explanation and then flounder around looking for one, or I could just say "Sore wa, himitsu desu! ^_^" (NT) -- Star S., 14:12:03 03/13/03 Thu
        I vote "Cuna fy, resedci taci!" (NT) -- J. T. Magnus, Speaker of Al Bhed. ^_^, 14:37:25 03/13/03 Thu
        That's "Sore wa, himitsu desu" for oui non-Al Bhed. (NT) -- J. T., 00:16:20 03/23/03 Sun
        What about my plushies? Tay: THERE WERE PLUSHIES?! Hiei: KURAMA'S MINE! YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM! Tay: YOU'RE A GUY! KURAMA DOESN'T LIKE YOU LIKE THAT! Hiei: WHY HAVEN'T I KILLED YOU YET?! Tay: I DON'T KNOW! Kurama: What's going on? Tay and Hiei: NOTHING THAT CONCERNS YOU! Kurama: Oh. (NT) -- Tay, Hiei, and Kurama, 20:34:23 03/23/03 Sun
        (Michangelo) "Guys, guys!... ...Time share!" (NT) -- J. T., 20:56:22 03/23/03 Sun
        Geez... Some people just don't know when to quit. (Tosses both Hiei and Tay four huge black bags each.) There you go, now there shouldn't be any problems. Or did I miss something again...? (NT) -- Star S., 11:23:15 03/24/03 Mon
        Yeah, they both probably had life-sized, fully articulated and motorized Kurama love dolls. ^_^ (NT) -- J. T., 17:00:34 03/24/03 Mon
        Well, I can't (and won't!) help them there. I've done my part in restoring the peace; they'll just have to live without it. (NT) -- Star S., 17:15:10 03/24/03 Mon
        Eh. *Two LSFA/M Kurama Love Dolls walk onto the board.* Fight for them. (NT) -- J. T., 19:38:38 03/24/03 Mon
        (sitting back to watch the show) This should be interesting to watch... Although, why would they need to fight for them, unless either one of them is being greedy... Oh... (NT) -- Star S., 22:27:41 03/24/03 Mon
        Uh. Yeah. (NT) -- J. T., 22:59:38 03/24/03 Mon
        {[Tayliana and Hiei are currently locked in mortal combat right now and cannot take your message. Whichever one is left standing, I shall tell.]} (NT) -- Obelisk, 20:16:02 03/25/03 Tue
        *sweatdrops* Well, that's one way... (NT) -- Star S., 20:50:19 03/25/03 Tue
        For them, it's the only way. ^_^ (NT) -- J. T., 21:42:17 03/25/03 Tue
        Hey, J.T., you gonna start taking wagers for who wins this? I got a $10,000 on Tay. (NT) -- Iggy!, 16:15:04 03/26/03 Wed
        Nope. (NT) -- J. T., 16:32:01 03/26/03 Wed
        \I am!\ (NT) -- Ra, Obelisk's brother unit (Sounds like Mokuba), 20:53:38 03/29/03 Sat
        Thanks, Obel'. (NT) -- J. T. Magnus, Duelist, 21:35:30 03/25/03 Tue
- I really wanna kill that woman, but it would be traced back to me, and I really don't need that. (NT) -- Amanda Vegita-Williams Hashiba Curtindolph, 20:45:24 03/09/03 Sun
  - Well, I have connections. ^_^ (NT) -- J. T. Magnus, Bookie, 21:27:23 03/09/03 Sun
Iggy, there's this guy at my school who won't stop asking for my number. Everytime I say no, he says I'm racist. Could you send me a message to him though my e-mail for me since he doesn't belive you exist? I really want him to stop hitting on me. (NT) -- Amanda Vegita-Williams Hashiba Curtindolph, 20:50:15 03/13/03 Thu
- Iggy, if you need someone to beat him into a bloody pulp until he looks like cherry yogurt, I volunteer. (NT) -- J. T., who knows how Amanda feels as many of his classmates don't believe the (stunningly beautiful) Jessica really exists and is my girlfriend..., 21:14:43 03/13/03 Thu
  - I am not "stunningly beautiful". The best I could hope for is "plainly pretty", and that's on a good day. (NT) -- Star S., 21:33:50 03/13/03 Thu
    - To me you're stunningly beautiful, and you're just gonna have to live with it, My Dear. (NT) -- J. T., 21:39:30 03/13/03 Thu
  - :-)Mandi-chan, I start typing the letter. You'll have it tomorrow. J.T., Have funn maimimg the guy. ^_^ (NT) -- Iggy!, 12:13:34 03/14/03 Fri
    - "Destruction's good for the soul." (NT) -- J. T. Magnus, Wielder of Dragonwing, 16:41:42 03/14/03 Fri
      - Preach it brother Magnus! (NT) -- DG, 21:56:34 03/14/03 Fri
        "I will preach on!" (NT) -- J. T., 07:27:34 03/15/03 Sat
      - "Murder can be good for the soul." My fleet's motto. (NT) -- Amanda Vegita-Williams Hashiba Curtindolph, 20:19:11 03/17/03 Mon
        Yeah, well, my family's motto is "My will, it now be." (NT) -- J. T., 20:59:41 03/17/03 Mon
        >:)I think I can see why... If you were to die and come back, I'd expect to collect on myself, too. ^__^ (NT) -- /\/\3|\|k1|\|, 08:34:31 03/26/03 Wed
        Re: I think I can see why... If I were to die and come back, I'd expect to collect on myself, too. ^__^ (NT) -- /\/\3|\|k1|\|, 08:41:07 03/26/03 Wed
        WTF?! (NT) -- /\/\3|\|k1|\|, 08:00:17 03/27/03 Thu
        FTW. (NT) -- J. T., 15:49:21 03/27/03 Thu
        ::points to the La-Z-Boy:: GFF!! (NT) -- /\/\3|\|k1|\|, 19:23:02 03/27/03 Thu
        Nope. ^_^ (NT) -- J. T., 22:25:52 03/27/03 Thu
        ::nods:: You're right...futon would be better... ::evil grin:: /\/\|_|\/\/|-|4|-|4|-|4|-|4|-|4|-|4!!! (NT) -- /\/\3|\|k1|\|, 08:33:22 03/28/03 Fri
        The malicious laugh doesn't work in L33t. (NT) -- J. T., 13:01:40 03/28/03 Fri
        It works well enough, it just needs a little fine-tuning. Just like this computer... (goes back to kicking the CPU of her PC) (NT) -- Star S., 13:45:12 03/28/03 Fri
        I'm okay with my comp now...it's good enough for what it's used for. Now if only my phone line was capable of handling DSL...DAMN YOU, YOU FUCKIN' 13 YEAR OLD PHONE LINE!! F|_|357r0y J00 \/\/17|-| 3x7r3/\/\3 |>0535 0f 0\/3r -- /\/\3|\|k1|\|, 15:10:38 03/28/03 Fri
        >:-(............ok...Voy just fucked with my post...I'm considering leaving this board because of it's fucking server fuck-ups... Cardova-You're lyin' through your teeth and you know it... Menkin-::shrugs:: Doesn't mean I can't say it to let some steam off... Cardova-....................... -- /\/\3|\|k1|\|, 15:21:54 03/28/03 Fri
        Give in to the urge. (NT) -- J.T., 19:04:53 03/28/03 Fri
        ::singing:: Just one more fight about your leadership...and I, will straight up leave your shit...cause I've had enough of it and now i'm pissed...This time I'm gonna let it all come out, this time I'm gonna stand up and shout. I'm gonna do things MY WAY... It's my way, my way or the highway!! (NT) -- /\/\3|\|k1|\|, 22:45:20 03/28/03 Fri
        Hmmm... needs a faster beat, harder background music... (NT) -- J.T., 07:01:16 03/29/03 Sat
        B-)Ok.... -- /\/\3|\|k1|\|, 11:18:05 03/29/03 Sat
        Hm. (NT) -- J.T., 12:57:34 03/29/03 Sat
        ?Hm, what? (NT) -- /\/\3|\|k1|\|, 20:36:35 03/29/03 Sat
  - His name is Micael Cooper. Hurt at will. (NT) -- Amanda Vegita-Williams Hashiba Curtindolph, 20:20:50 03/17/03 Mon
    - *belts on Dragonwing and fully charges his XP110.* (NT) -- J. T., 20:56:54 03/17/03 Mon