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Date Posted: 17:33:54 03/14/03 Fri
Author: Iggy!, ADA approved.
Subject: >:) Dun' care! ^-^ I get to sing the "Dentist" Song!
In reply to: Amanda Vegita-Williams Hashiba Curtindolph 's message, "I did LSoH during my sophmore year in high school. (Interesting little fact: I actually WANTED to be Ronette, Crystal, or Chiffon when we did that) I had first curtin pull, actually. (Beat, reads the part about Orin/Iggy) Waitaminute... Iggy, you DO know that Orin, the dentist, is the first one to get eaten by the plant, right?" on 20:30:21 03/13/03 Thu

(Singing) When I was younger, just a bad little kid
My mama noticed funny things I did,
Like shooting puppies with a B.B. gun.
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done,
I'd find a pussycat and BASH in its head!
That's when my mama said...

Amanda, Tay, and Star: What did she say?

Iggy!: She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay.

You'll be a dentist.
You have a talent for causing things pain.
Son, be a dentist;
People will pay you to be inhumane.
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood,
And teaching would suit you still less.
Son, be a dentist,
You'll be a success!"

Amanda: Here he is, folks - the leader of the plaque!
Star: Watch him suck up that gas! Oh, my God!
Tay: He's a dentist, and he'll never, ever be any good.
All three: Who wants their teeth done by the Marqius de Sade?

Menkin: Ow, that hurts!
Wait! I'm not numb!

Iggy!: Oh, shut up. Open wide, here I come!
I am your dentist.

Menkin: Goodness gracious!

Iggy!: And I enjoy the career that I picked!
I am your dentist,

Menkin: Fitting braces...

Iggy!: And I get off on the pain I inflict!
I thill when I drill a bicupsid!
It's swell, though they tell me I'm maladjusted...

Amanda, Star, and Tay: Dentist...

Iggy!: And though it may cause my patients distress,
Somewhere - Somewhere in Heaven above me,
I know, I know my Momma's proud of me!
(Bowing before a shrine to his mother) Oh, Momma.
(Gets up) Cuz I'm a dentist, and a success!
(Pries into Menkins mouth) Say, "Ahh."

Menkin: Ahh...

Iggy!: Say, "Aaahhh...."

Menkin: Aaahhh...

Iggy!: Say, "AAAAHHHHH!!!"

Menkin: AAAAHHHH!!!!

Iggy!: NOW, SPIT! (Iggy drops onto the floor.)

Oh, I always wanted to do that...

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