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Subject: The Pleasures of War by GW Bush

Author:
Jeffersonne

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Date Posted: 12:32:56 07/17/04 Sat

I can control it from the Green Room.

Getting updates from the generals on how much oil
there is being pumped.

Watching a Tank flatten a house where a family of terrorists are having breakfast.

Getting phone calls from my fiends telling me of how much mula they made on the last non competitive contract.

Watching the Democrats squirm everytime we get another Queen of Spads.

Chewing out a General because he was having too much fun watching videos of the slaughter.

Chewing out Kondaleesa Rice once a day.

Telling Colin Powell to get the hell out of the country and out of my sight.

Making calls to the Supreme Court and Daddy to keep me in office when necessary.

It's just a fun job. Running a virtual war and eating the best of food and knowing my little darlings are getting enough cheese.

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