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Date Posted: 18:06:07 06/20/01 Wed
Author: shade
Author Host/IP: 209.184.9.157
Subject: Man of Steel

You are the weakest link
You have the leakiest wink
You can't handle criticism
At least that's what I think

In this post-post-modern culture
It's ridiculous to care
I'm going to make a comment
If you have ridiculous bad hair

And life is not pleasant
No matter where you turn
We're robots, yes, we're robots
And we cook things when we burn

Set my ass down on the stove
And I'll re-fry my beans
I don't digest them anyway
Not by any means

Just open up my belly
And replace the plastic bag
Set it on the lawn
And fill me up with food and rags

I am the strongest weak
No heart to make me wimpy
I am made of stainless steel
Whatever happened to Ren and Stimpy?

In this post-post-modern culture
It's ridiclous to shave
It's metal to metal
And it sounds like nails on chalkboard walls

It didn't rhyme
I'm a fucking robot
Your criticism won't hurt me
I didn't rhyme
Who cares?

You are the weakest link
You have the leakiest wink
Goodbye.

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