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Date Posted: 09:04:59 04/24/03 Thu
Author: Amy
Subject: (Fluff) Famous people answer the famous question...

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?


George Bush

We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Al Gore

I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.

Colin Powell

Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

Hans Blix

We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.

Mohammed Aldouri (Iraqi Information Minister)

The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don’t even have a chicken.

Saddam Hussein

This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on the chicken.

Pat Buchanan

The steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.


Jerry Falwell

Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t it obvious? Can’t you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the “other side” (that’s what they call it – the “other side”). Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like “the other side”.

Ernest Hemingway

To die. Alone. In the rain.

Ronald Reagan

What chicken?

Sigmund Freud

The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Bill Clinton

That depends on what you mean by chicken.

Colonel Sanders

You mean I missed one?

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