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Date Posted: 15:08:10 05/15/03 Thu
Author: Freshy
Subject: Advice...
In reply to: Sabra 's message, "~*^*^*^*^*^Laugh Today! Post your funniest*^*^*^*^" on 21:23:25 05/14/03 Wed

Subject: FW: FW: Advice



15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR DAUGHTERS,
GRANDDAUGHTERS,FEMALE RELATIVES, FRIENDS, ETC.

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all
upthere.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you
cantell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to
makesome woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourselftypes.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old forit.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.
EveninBiblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell himcheckbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, itmeans
that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

Send this to 10 Bright Women to make their day!!!
And to a couple of men to brighten theirs.

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