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Date Posted: 05:17:18 03/11/13 Mon
Author: Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter)
Subject: Take good pussy into your bed but avoid bad pussy

Not every pussy can be a pleasure to stroke. The pussy that attempted to get into the bed of President Barack Obama was definitely not a very lovely pussy. This was a shape-shifting zombie pussy that had designs on the presidential brain, rather than on any more pleasure-inducing organ.
The fact that this decomposing, but alive, monstrosity launched its attack while the President and First Lady were staying in Buckingham Palace just added to the terror caused by this mouldy pussy. The last thing any man, or indeed woman, needs is to be sharing their bed with a smelly and ravenous pussy.
So how did this evil pussy get to be in Buckingham Palace in the first place and what made Barack Obama so attractive to the devil-spawned feline?
The answer to this and many other pussy related questions can be found in “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama”, the outrageous satire on politicians and pussies, by that master of macabre pussy related literature, Christopher Antony Meade. Many other topical subjects are covered in this totally “off the wall” book. Some involve pussy and some do not, but all will have you falling off your seat from laughing.
Read the complete reviews and
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