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Date Posted: 12:28:35 03/22/13 Fri
Author: Julian Faversham (Brain-addicted and starving)
Subject: Confessions of an evil brain-eating zombie

My name is Julian Faversham and I am a cannibalistic brain eating zombie. I look really terrible and I smell even worse. I am employed at number 10 Downing Street to catch mice. You idiots may think that the mouser at number 10 is called Larry the cat. That is also my name and there are some very sinister circumstances behind that rather odd coincidence. When that American idiot, Barack Obama stayed overnight at Buckingham Palace last year with his airhead wife Michelle, I had perfect opportunity to snack on the presidential brain, (not that I expected a very substantial feed).
If you want to find out how I got on when I went to supper with the Obamas, (mine not theirs), read it in the book “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” by Christopher Antony Meade. Get the inside story on loads of other topical issues as well. Lock your doors and windows when you're reading it, as I may be in your area next and I'm always very brain hungry.

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You can also buy it from many other online retailers. Priced at less than the cost of a packet of ten cigarettes.

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