Coach of the once mighty, now faltering VVS Laxatives, Floodney Spew, yesterday stormed out of a media conference after continual questions about his team.
"Look I'm hear to talk about football and you want to talk about the players, that's not what this forum is about. We're here to talk about other things"
"Which other things Flood?"
"there you go again, I've had a gutful. If you want to just bring the players down, then you can forget it."
"What about the return of the Bogon?"
"The Bogon has been as dedicated as any piss tank at the club or outside the club. I've had a gutful."
Spew promptly walked out and headed to his part time job of cleaning the toilets in the Laxatives change rooms. Club president The Nawab of Carnegie denies that Spew is about to be sacked and said all positions are under review each week, which is the normal process. "I can categorically say Flood will coach the team in the Preliminary final but I can't gaurantee anything after that. All positions are under review at the start of each week - that's our normal process". The Laxatives could find only one spot for a bogon when Mark Ruicutto returned for Scott Welsh. The side returned to it's all conquering early season line up but doubts hang over Anthony Rocca who looks ugly, fat and slow. But the Laxatives resisted the risky temptation of playing two bogons on the forward line electing to leave out Welsh.
