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Date Posted: 12:02:02 05/13/05 Fri
Author: The General
Author Host/IP: 165.69.2.233
Subject: Darkness ETERNAL: Rd 6 - NEWS - "Bakers to win toss - General"
In reply to: The General 's message, "Darkness ETERNAL: Rd 5 - "Shadows in Ugly accusations"" on 15:02:54 05/06/05 Fri

By Mike Gleeclub
Outspoken RFL coach The General has declared the Master Bakers the biggest tossers in the RFL.

The one-time night premiership coach said the Bakers were such a bunch of shameless, self abusing bunch of wankers that the Shadows had been forced to drop its own resident "snake charmer" Joel Corey to prevent the whole game from turning Japanese.

"What sort of knob-tapper has a name like Joel," said the General wisely. "White line fever is one thing but that Geelong Grammar groin-hammer is proof that the 'private' in private school has more to do with disgusting dorm games than better education.

"We've promoted good working class boy Lindsay Gilbee because state school boys don't play games when the play games."

The General singled out Stephen Milne as the single most despicable cock grinder in the RFL, before being censured by Darkness Eternal president Jefferson Airplane for being "Captain Obvious!"



FW:

Matthew Richo (c)
Lindsay Gilbee
Russell Robertson

MID

Adam Simpson
Josh Carr
Sam Mitchell

RK

Troy Symmonds

TK

Cameron Ling (vc)

EM

Daniel Kerr

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