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Date Posted: 11:35:18 05/14/05 Sat
Author: RFL.com
Author Host/IP: 60.230.169.245
Subject: SwanGunners delay announcement

The announcement of a new coach out Stadeoz way has been delayed due to the Gunners first choice Arsen Wenger originally accepting the role and then declining it on the basis that he would have been unable to cope with the Australian wit of hanging shit on someones name at any opportunity.

Said Wenger, from the momento I landed in Australia for the initial interview, everyone was calling me Arse-On. J'mappelle Arsen, and my last name is spelt Wenger, not Venger, even though it is pronounced "Venger". I jest counno cope with my name been how you say...um...mis..pronunced..during my time here. I am French and proud, so I am left with only the un opshen. It is best if I don't axcept the positione."

Despite the setback, with Wenger declining the initial offer, club president Geoff Willesse is not suprised at the outcome. Said Willessee, look we went after Arse-on, and are naturally disappointed with the outcome, but he is after all a weak as piss french frog. History is littered with examples of the french people backing down, and being walked all over. Look in France they believe a hyman is stronger than the French Ressistance. We will continue our world wide search for a coach, in the meantime we have appointed Horse Longmire as caretaker coach"

There is no truth to the rumour that apparently should the Gunners lose their 5th game of the season, Longmire has threatened to give each player a physical demonstration of why he is known as Horse!!.

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