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Date Posted: 11:16:47 05/20/05 Fri
Author: New Dehli Chronicle
Author Host/IP: 61.95.73.42
Subject: R7: Spew Slams Caffiene "addicts"
In reply to: New Dehli Chronicle 's message, "R3 - Laxatives sign Hall for eternity" on 10:07:28 04/22/05 Fri

Laxatives glamour coach Floodney Spew today hit out at players he labelled "caffiene addicts" after the recent spate of players admitting they used caffiene as a performance enhancing drug. "we've had players turn up for training completely wired, jumping out of their skin. I can handle the ones on ecstasy, they're just plain crazy, the ones on caffiene - it's a different matter. They keep wanting to stop the team bus at Gloria Jeans to grab a Soy Latte with Choc Orange flavour."

A brightly tanned Spew said he'd stopped short at banning it at the club but discouraged his players to pop the popular pills. " I tell them nothing replaces a hard workout on the track and a good vomit afterwards. You end up bringing it up when you play for me anyway, so why bother?" Spew used reborn forward Sri Barry Hall as an example of someone who got motivated without external stimulants. Sitting beside him dressed in orange robes, Hall agreed "Before a game I meditate for an hour and then do some sparring with a kickboxing partner. It both invigorates and relaxes and i"m ready to play"

The Laxatives are preparing for a club record 7 wins in a row this week.

Mid
Licuria
J.Bowden
N.Lappin

Forwards
Hall
K.Kingsley
Medhurst

Ruck
D.Jolly

Tackles
Akermanis

Emerg
Lade

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R9 - Laxatives Blame Balls Up for Losses -- New Dehli Chronicle, 14:23:44 06/03/05 Fri