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Date Posted: 10:00:57 05/28/04 Fri
Author: New Dehli Chronicle
Author Host/IP: 203.12.115.9
Subject: R7 Laxatives at Home to Darkness - Club membership tops 2 million mark
In reply to: New Dehli Chronicle 's message, "laxatives to Travel to Groins R6 - Unshaw denies Rift" on 17:39:28 05/20/04 Thu

A recent improvement in form by VVS Laxatives has seen club membership take a spike to top the 2 million mark. Membership and marketing manager "5 Cougars if you Please Singh" said he was pleased with the strong support shown by Laxatives fans. "We have trouble fitting them all in to our home games, we've set up video screens outside the ground for those with an 'untouchables class' membership, which has prevented the riots we had early in the season". Although the financial bonus is yet to materialise as the Laxatives have to spend US$300,000 after every home game to repair damage done to Dustbowl Stadium. "We prefer to lose at home, it's much less expensive, as the fans usually riot in the streets rather than inside the ground" said 5 Cougars.

Laxatives side this week:

Midfielders
N.Lappin
J.McDonald
B.Harvey

Goals
B.Hall
P.Medhurst
J.Akermanis

Tackles
S.Mitchell

Ruck
B.Lade

Emergency
D.Brogan

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