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Date Posted: 11:18:00 07/30/04 Fri
Author: New Dehli Chronicle
Author Host/IP: 203.12.115.9
Subject: "Unshaw slams Darkness admin over meditation facilities"
In reply to: PTP alias Jock 's message, "Thanks Commish........" on 11:39:05 07/27/04 Tue

RFL wooden spoon coach Danny Unshaw blamed a lack of meditation and prayer facilities at Darkness Eternals home ground for their unlucky 2 point loss to the finals pretenders last week. "Its a disgrace in this day and age" Said Unshaw " Barry turned from Blissful Balanced back to Big and Bad again, simply because he couldn't chant his mantra pre game. In effect, it cost us the match. I hope the RFL has the guts to follow this up". Unshaw is referring to consecutive 50 metre penalties Hall gave away before being dragged from the ground. Hall then borrowed a molatov cocktail from a Laxatives fan and hurled it at the coaches box. Fortunately the bomb failed to ignite.

Captain and B&F for 2004, Nigel Lappin agreed "It's just a variation on the cold shower routine but a lot worse, I'd go as far as calling it religiousist. Baz has been great since his religious conversion but without his 30 minute pre game meditation he lost the plot". It's rumoured Hall was so distressed with his behaviour he has booked into a Temple in Tibet to spend the off-season in a vow of silence.

Speculation is still rife that Unshaw will be sacked before pre-season list management. Club President, spice trillionaire, The Nawab of Carnegie, has reiterated numerous times "All positions will be reviewed at the end of the season, starting with the coach, if we sack him then everyone else is safe. So I know what I'll be recommending". Unshaw has declined a lucaritive offer to return to the Danish Football League where he coached 8 consecutive premierships and prefers to stay with the Laxatives.

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