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Date Posted: 09:15:05 01/28/02 Mon
Author: Nikki
Author Host/IP: webcache-09.th.ifl.net / 213.18.248.24
Subject: IT'S GOOD TO BE A WOMAN

IT'S GOOD TO BE AWOMAN

We got off the Titanic first.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious
gynecological disorder excuses.

Taxis stop for us.

We don't look like a frog in a blender
when dancing.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever
rival The Speedo.

We don't have to pass gas to amuse
ourselves.

If we forget to shave, no one has to
know.

We can congratulate our teammate without
ever touching her rear.

We never have to reach down every so
often to make sure our privates are still there.

We have the ability to dress ourselves.

We can talk to people of the opposite
sex without having to picture them naked.

If we marry someone 20 years younger,
we're aware that we look like an idiot.

There are times when chocolate really can
solve all your problems.

We'll never regret piercing our ears.

We can fully assess a person just by
looking at their shoes.

We can make comments about how silly men
are in their presence, because they aren't listening
anyway.

Basically women are great!!!

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