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Date Posted: 09:54:59 05/13/02 Mon
Author: moomin
Author Host/IP: cache-engine-01.core.plus.net.uk / 212.159.1.1
Subject: its funny coz its true, i will gaive it 48 hours till nix posts a what men mean...
In reply to: Andy Hayward 's message, "Click here to see 'Words Women Use' by Joe Meering....well, o.k.....sent to me by Joe Meering" on 16:56:29 05/10/02 Fri

>Words Women Use...by Joe Meering....well, o.k.....sent
>to me by Joe Meering
>
>FINE ~ This is the word we use at the end of any
>argument that we feel we are right about but need to
>shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a
>woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those
>arguments.
>
>FIVE MINUTES ~ This is half an hour. It is equivalent
>to the five minutes that your football game is going
>to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that
>it's an even trade.
>
>NOTHING ~ If you ask her what is wrong and she says
>NOTHING, this means something and you should be on
>your toes. NOTHING is usually used to describe the
>feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out,
>upside
>down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an
>argument that will last FIVE MINUTES and end with the
>word FINE.
>
>GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows) ~ This is a dare. One
>that will result in a woman getting upset over NOTHING
>and will end with the word FINE.
>
>GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows) ~ This means "I give up" or
>"do what you want because I don't care." You will get
>a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just a few minutes,
>followed by NOTHING and FINE and she will talk to you
>in about
>FIVE MINUTES when she cools off.
>
>LOUD SIGH ~ This is not actually a word, but is still
>often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A
>"Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that
>moment and wonders why she is wasting her time
>standing here and arguing with you over NOTHING.
>
>SOFT SIGH ~ Again, not a word, but a verbal statement.
>"Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men
>actually understand. She is content. Your
>best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay
>content.
>
>THAT'S OKAY ~ This is one of the most dangerous
>statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's
>Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard
>before paying you retributions for whatever it is that
>you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the
>word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised
>eyebrow "Go ahead." At some point in the near future
>when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be
>in some mighty big trouble.
>
>PLEASE DO ~ This is not a statement, it is an offer. A
>woman is giving you the chance to come up with
>whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever
>it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to
>tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a
>"That's Okay."
>
>THANKS ~ A woman is thanking you. Do not faint; just
>say "you're welcome."
>
>THANKS A LOT ~ This is much different from "Thanks." A
>woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really
>ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her
>in some allous way, and will be followed by the "Loud
>Sigh."
>
>Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud
>Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing." Please
>send this out to ALL men that you know just to warn
>them about future arguments they can avoid if
>remembering all the terminology. And send to all your
>women friends to get a good laugh!
>
>Had to edit this of all the (>)'s from the e-mail!
>Joe, send it properly next time!

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